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Isn't that right babe? Don't I look good in this dress? Tell me I'm skinny.
LOVE ME MYSTIQUE
Can I have a biscuit now please?
Ahem, excuse me.
So what exactly is the relationship between these two? Is she pretending there may be potential, or actually dating him?
If it's the latter, they're both wierd. Be glad they've found each other.
SO.
Go with the flow, wear the clothes, lick carpet, have your wang chopped off and live happily ever after.
1) He'll realise what a pussywhipped fool he is and think "no, no more"
2) He'll continue being a doormat and love it.
> tell him he is still fat
:D
at the end of the day mate, she's nailing him so he'll continue to do what she wants until that stops.
There will always be fools.
> Literally, its gone to the extremes, over the past 6 months, he's
> gone from a quite chubby healthy guy to a skinny decrepid pile of
> bones, to try and look better, people even think he's anorexic it's
> that bad, but he continues because she keeps saying he's sexy.
You could convince him that women prefer men with some muscles and a sensible amount of bulk, instead of a skinny ho who looks like a cross-dressing callista flockhart.
> He
> even wears his little sister clothes because she tells him its
> fasionable.
Take photos of him and produce them at his wedding reception.
If a man's determined to be a complete ball-less p*ssy in pursuit of his current cook-tease (and let's be honest, we've all been there to some degree (if not to the point of dressing up as a little girl)), there's usually very little anyone can do to until he decides for himself to grow a spine / balls / dignity / however anyone else put it.
However, there are 2 other ways you could help:
1. Try to get him to make a move on this girl, so he puts it on the line and she either has to date him or reject him.
By the sounds of it, it'll be the latter, and even if he doesn't outright move on, it'll weaken his puppy-like attention to the point at which he'll stop stealing little girls' clothes.
2. Call in a big favour from a reasonably hot female friend.
Get another girl to string him along instead, someone who, on your instruction, will manipulate him for his own good, give him some positive goals to work towards. Such as self-respect, for example.
I figure if she lays on some heavy flirting / mild petting, then cools off to occasional weak/mild flirting, she should be able to snag his interest.
Actually, if he's as much of a p*ssy as he sounds, she probably doesn't even need to be that hot.
Alternatively, you could print off this thread for him, and the sheer number of people calling him a ball-less little wuss might make something in his head click.
Tell him to grow some balls and have perhaps a pinch of self-respect.
Then slap him.
Twice.
> And I simply say "It's because you're being an idiot".
If only you could say the same to Neal
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