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"The Ant Is Back!!!!"

So, what's been happening lately?? Who won the Notable contest?? Any news at all??

By the way, I am tired. Our flight was delayed 2 hours and we got back at 3 in the morning. But the holiday was worth it, nothing but sun!

Anyway, nice to be back.

Thanks for reading, Ant.

OK, this is just getting stupid.

A small pink fairy comes out of a bottle and revives vottanator. At that moment Votta walks past. Vottanator rips off votta's bald head and uses it as a mirror deflecting the sun's rays into turbonutter's eyes temporarily blinding him. As turbonutter staggers around blindly the vottanator cuts a branch from the tree and it lands on turbonutters head which then melts into a green goo.

"NO!" Says Turbonutter

Turbonutter swings back, then forward. He lets go of the tree and smacks The Vottanator in the mouth with his feet. He here's a tinkle as 4 of The Vottanator's teeth it the floor. He kicks The Vottanator hard in the stomach...

...and The Vottanator lands 7 yards away. Turbonutter grabs The Vottanator's hands and swings him round and round, faster and faster. With a final grunt he swings The Vottanator hard against the tree. There is a satisfying crunch as The Vottanator's spine and several ribs crumble. The Vottanator drops, lifelessly, to the floor.

..........Did I do that he thinks before pounding the living daylights out of turbonutter.

Then Vottanator wakes up again (original, eh) and sees Turbonutter hanging from a tree. "Did I do that" he thinks.

The Vottanator wakes up in a pool of blood.

"Hmmph, must have dreamed it after I passsed out from the savage beating Turbonutter gave me."

The Vottanator gives chase and buries turbonutters head in the sand.

HA HA!!

"Hey Turbonutter... Turbonutter?" Says The Vottanator

The Vottanator looks round to see a cloud of dust disappearing over the horizon.

"Hmmph..."

I'm here Turbonutter and that's all that matters.

Only kidding. Don't get any ideas.

This is a gin joint?

Just being here, nothing else..