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1. One Great Stereo System, and…
Yes, Halo 2 does indeed use Dolby Digital 5.1 and you will want to make sure you hear the clear, cleanly separated sound of Covenant shots blowing by your head. But in addition to that we suggest you also get a few other things, including one huge, plush carpeted room with 16 system-linked connections, TVs using wide-screen, high definition, and 16 copies of Halo 2. We'd also like you to buy 16 Ikea Vilan or Lunna recliner chairs (each at only $99!). Yeah, all that's pretty much a pipe-dream set up, but if we were to play Halo 2, this the kind of set up we'd pick. Not that we've played it or anything...
2. Two Boxes of Krispy Kreme Donuts
Well, what the hell else? You'll play Bungie's superb single-player mission for several hours, stretch to take a break, and what more would you want than the perfect sugary refreshment? Glazed old-fashioned Krispy Kremes are hard to beat. And really, you'll eat two before you even realized it. Maybe you should get even more.
3. Three Bags of Beef Jerky
What the devil? We promise you won't resort to Fran Mirabella-isms when you have them by your side. Instead of chewing on your lips, you can bite into some plain or maybe even some teriyaki-flavored dried meat to satisfy that carnal craving. And at the same time, you'll also have something to gnaw on as Master Chief dies in a pit of blazing fire at the game's end. Just kidding. He doesn't actually die in a flaming pit, he...
4. Four Frozen Pizzas
I've tried Stouffers, Mama Celeste and several others, but California Pizza Kitchen makes one damn fine solo-box of Meat Lovers or Quattro Formaggio pizza. It takes about 15 minutes or so to hear up at around 425 degrees fahrenheit, and one box will take care of your pangs of hunger for a good three of four hours. And you've got three more for that 3 am hunger. So easy!
5. Five Cases of Coke…
Well, you can switch out Coke for Pepsi, Mountain Dew for whatever, but the key here is to stay "up." Personally, I would probably only need one or two cans of Coke to keep me playing all night, but when those 5-6 am doldrums come on strong, one or two of these will either keep you up for several more hours, or knock you out completely. If you need more, than try No Doze. That will, without a doubt, kick your ass into high gear for hours.
6. Six Six-Packs of XX or Corona
What else will counter the intense buzz of too many Cokes? Naturally, beer. And if you have a bunch of friends around, beer works like nobody's business. Of course, if you're under age, well, just drink more soda, or eat more pizza, something's bound to happen…
7. Seven Plates of Vegetables
I know, you hate broccoli. So just like George Bush Sr., you can eat pork rinds, I mean, other things. The reason for vegetables is that once your scarf all that pizza and beef jerky, which is all just carbs, fat and protein, you'll desperately need some roughage to make all those, eh-hem, "processes" work well. If you're a total freak and a spoiled brat and can't eat most vegetables (and no, ketchup isn't a vege), carrots and celery are the way to go. I practically eat salad every night, so that's what I'd do. And, for the record, your ass will thank you the next day.
8. Eight-count bag full of Mrs. Fields Chocolate Chip Cookies
Dessert is an essential. You'll be all excited and full with all your other purchases, and then you'll want just one thing to cap that great eating experiment. What can be better than warm, mouth-watering chocolate chip cookies. Mrs. Fields cookies are freaking great, and unless you feel like making your own, these are the next best thing. All you have to do to warm them is stick them in the Microwave for 5-10 seconds on high, and bam! Instant perfection. For the more affected taste buds, Mint Milanos are superb with a rich cup of coffee.
9. Nine Plates of Nachos
Nine Plates of Nachos, and we want them with guacamole and salsa, mami! Why the hell not? You're already fat! Just give it up. And now that America has tried to blend just about everything with pizza (BBQ chicken, tai food, peanut butter, etc.), mixing a little nachos with pizza ain't nothing. But I suggest you eat the nachos as a snack while you wait for the other items to cook. It's kind of a before or after thing. They are so messy that you'd be a fool to eat them during play. You don't want to totally soil your controllers. And trying to pry jalapeno peppers out of your controller isn't what you'll want to do on the first day of owning Halo 2.
10. Ten Playboy Bunnies
That's right, I said it and I mean it. You are going to want 10 Playboy Bunnies to, eh-hem, "ease your stress" in between levels of Halo 2. Sadly (for us), only one man can really make this happen, and that's Hugh Hefner. But what the hell, if it were a perfect world, wouldn't you want a little sumpin'-sumpin' on the side in between levels of Halo 2? Hell yes you would! And 10 Playboy Bunnies would do you just fine. If you pay them enough, they'll come to your house, sit on your lap, talk dirty to you and come and go when you beckon them. Whatever you can get them to do besides that is your business. And of course, if your parents ask you how you got the idea, you don't know me.
I think it's safe to say I'll be having the crate of coke and pizza's, this game is going to make me fat I just know it! :(
1. One Great Stereo System, and…
Yes, Halo 2 does indeed use Dolby Digital 5.1 and you will want to make sure you hear the clear, cleanly separated sound of Covenant shots blowing by your head. But in addition to that we suggest you also get a few other things, including one huge, plush carpeted room with 16 system-linked connections, TVs using wide-screen, high definition, and 16 copies of Halo 2. We'd also like you to buy 16 Ikea Vilan or Lunna recliner chairs (each at only $99!). Yeah, all that's pretty much a pipe-dream set up, but if we were to play Halo 2, this the kind of set up we'd pick. Not that we've played it or anything...
2. Two Boxes of Krispy Kreme Donuts
Well, what the hell else? You'll play Bungie's superb single-player mission for several hours, stretch to take a break, and what more would you want than the perfect sugary refreshment? Glazed old-fashioned Krispy Kremes are hard to beat. And really, you'll eat two before you even realized it. Maybe you should get even more.
3. Three Bags of Beef Jerky
What the devil? We promise you won't resort to Fran Mirabella-isms when you have them by your side. Instead of chewing on your lips, you can bite into some plain or maybe even some teriyaki-flavored dried meat to satisfy that carnal craving. And at the same time, you'll also have something to gnaw on as Master Chief dies in a pit of blazing fire at the game's end. Just kidding. He doesn't actually die in a flaming pit, he...
4. Four Frozen Pizzas
I've tried Stouffers, Mama Celeste and several others, but California Pizza Kitchen makes one damn fine solo-box of Meat Lovers or Quattro Formaggio pizza. It takes about 15 minutes or so to hear up at around 425 degrees fahrenheit, and one box will take care of your pangs of hunger for a good three of four hours. And you've got three more for that 3 am hunger. So easy!
5. Five Cases of Coke…
Well, you can switch out Coke for Pepsi, Mountain Dew for whatever, but the key here is to stay "up." Personally, I would probably only need one or two cans of Coke to keep me playing all night, but when those 5-6 am doldrums come on strong, one or two of these will either keep you up for several more hours, or knock you out completely. If you need more, than try No Doze. That will, without a doubt, kick your ass into high gear for hours.
6. Six Six-Packs of XX or Corona
What else will counter the intense buzz of too many Cokes? Naturally, beer. And if you have a bunch of friends around, beer works like nobody's business. Of course, if you're under age, well, just drink more soda, or eat more pizza, something's bound to happen…
7. Seven Plates of Vegetables
I know, you hate broccoli. So just like George Bush Sr., you can eat pork rinds, I mean, other things. The reason for vegetables is that once your scarf all that pizza and beef jerky, which is all just carbs, fat and protein, you'll desperately need some roughage to make all those, eh-hem, "processes" work well. If you're a total freak and a spoiled brat and can't eat most vegetables (and no, ketchup isn't a vege), carrots and celery are the way to go. I practically eat salad every night, so that's what I'd do. And, for the record, your ass will thank you the next day.
8. Eight-count bag full of Mrs. Fields Chocolate Chip Cookies
Dessert is an essential. You'll be all excited and full with all your other purchases, and then you'll want just one thing to cap that great eating experiment. What can be better than warm, mouth-watering chocolate chip cookies. Mrs. Fields cookies are freaking great, and unless you feel like making your own, these are the next best thing. All you have to do to warm them is stick them in the Microwave for 5-10 seconds on high, and bam! Instant perfection. For the more affected taste buds, Mint Milanos are superb with a rich cup of coffee.
9. Nine Plates of Nachos
Nine Plates of Nachos, and we want them with guacamole and salsa, mami! Why the hell not? You're already fat! Just give it up. And now that America has tried to blend just about everything with pizza (BBQ chicken, tai food, peanut butter, etc.), mixing a little nachos with pizza ain't nothing. But I suggest you eat the nachos as a snack while you wait for the other items to cook. It's kind of a before or after thing. They are so messy that you'd be a fool to eat them during play. You don't want to totally soil your controllers. And trying to pry jalapeno peppers out of your controller isn't what you'll want to do on the first day of owning Halo 2.
10. Ten Playboy Bunnies
That's right, I said it and I mean it. You are going to want 10 Playboy Bunnies to, eh-hem, "ease your stress" in between levels of Halo 2. Sadly (for us), only one man can really make this happen, and that's Hugh Hefner. But what the hell, if it were a perfect world, wouldn't you want a little sumpin'-sumpin' on the side in between levels of Halo 2? Hell yes you would! And 10 Playboy Bunnies would do you just fine. If you pay them enough, they'll come to your house, sit on your lap, talk dirty to you and come and go when you beckon them. Whatever you can get them to do besides that is your business. And of course, if your parents ask you how you got the idea, you don't know me.
I think it's safe to say I'll be having the crate of coke and pizza's, this game is going to make me fat I just know it! :(
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Sarcasm enabled wrote:
> 1) Xbox
> 2) Another Xbox
> 3) Two TV's
> 4) 2 copies of Halo 2
> 5) All associated cables
> 6) A Lazy boy chair
> 7) 7 more lazy boys
> 8) 8 contollers..... and finally
> 9) FRIENDS
correction 7) 7 more lazy boy ..... chairs!?!
happy now
> 1) Xbox
> 2) Another Xbox
> 3) Two TV's
> 4) 2 copies of Halo 2
> 5) All associated cables
> 6) A Lazy boy chair
> 7) 7 more lazy boys
> 8) 8 contollers..... and finally
> 9) FRIENDS
correction 7) 7 more lazy boy ..... chairs!?!
happy now
Sarcasm enabled wrote:
> 7) 7 more lazy boys
Wouldn't like to imagine which 'Halo' you are thinking of.
> 7) 7 more lazy boys
Wouldn't like to imagine which 'Halo' you are thinking of.
that last one's going to be tough for some people on here...
1) Xbox
2) Another Xbox
3) Two TV's
4) 2 copies of Halo 2
5) All associated cables
6) A Lazy boy chair
7) 7 more lazy boys
8) 8 contollers..... and finally
9) FRIENDS
2) Another Xbox
3) Two TV's
4) 2 copies of Halo 2
5) All associated cables
6) A Lazy boy chair
7) 7 more lazy boys
8) 8 contollers..... and finally
9) FRIENDS
All those food rations are based on the average consumption in 1 hour of the average american's life.
ßulle†† wrote:
> Fable really was balls though. And I stood by that all before it's
> release. I (foolishly) bought it to see if it was any good, and my
> criticisms were justified.
>
> ^I'll probably get pounced on for that.^
After playing it over a friends, I'd say it was very good.
The start is crap though, when you're a child. All you do is go round kicking chickens and doing stupid things.
It takes a while to get going, but once it did I thouroughly enjoyed the few hours we played on it for.
> Fable really was balls though. And I stood by that all before it's
> release. I (foolishly) bought it to see if it was any good, and my
> criticisms were justified.
>
> ^I'll probably get pounced on for that.^
After playing it over a friends, I'd say it was very good.
The start is crap though, when you're a child. All you do is go round kicking chickens and doing stupid things.
It takes a while to get going, but once it did I thouroughly enjoyed the few hours we played on it for.
I think it is the best game on the XBOX, and I'll stand by that.
We're all going to float in a sea of random Halo 2 topics.
Staffies, you need to do something NOW!
Put a spam guard on this forum that stops any topic with the letters 'H, A, L, O and the number 2' being posted on here.
Staffies, you need to do something NOW!
Put a spam guard on this forum that stops any topic with the letters 'H, A, L, O and the number 2' being posted on here.
Fable really was balls though. And I stood by that all before it's release. I (foolishly) bought it to see if it was any good, and my criticisms were justified.
^I'll probably get pounced on for that.^
^I'll probably get pounced on for that.^
We're all doomed.
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