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"This cannot, CANNOT be serious"

You know how there's a new report in the paper every week that red meat/wine/football/sunbathing/beer/chocolate/fish gives you cancer/brain damage/rabies/lurgy? Well this one just about takes the cake: [URL]http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-13381102,00.html[/URL]

I've never heard of something so ridiculous. And how come tramps die all the time, huh? Huh?

Crying gives you cancer.

Chippxero wrote:
> They are taking about americans, i'm not sure we put that in our
> water.

Until the end of the Clinton era some american drinking water had amounts of arsenic in it.

How bloody pathetic. Do these scientist have nothing else to do in their sorry lives than devise scaremongering stories?

I'm sure, if the BSE and sun Tan doesn't catch up to me, this will wipe me out for sure. I'd best stop washing then. Hum for the good of my Health.

They could change their slogan

"Smell nice, die young"

The opposing slogan could be

"You might stink, but you'll be a vegetable and won't care"

Or

"Winners don't use water"

To be honest, there does seems to be some relative correlation in the increase of people becoming brain dead, and the popular increase of power heated shower sales...

They are taking about americans, i'm not sure we put that in our water.

"Scientists believe that breathing in small amounts of manganese dissolved in the water may harm the nervous system."

some people also believe that noah got 2 of every animal on that boat.

Call me retardo, but it took a good 30 seconds to find that woman's face.

I think we know why, eh, lads, waheeey! *nudge wink*

...oh dear.

You know how there's a new report in the paper every week that red meat/wine/football/sunbathing/beer/chocolate/fish gives you cancer/brain damage/rabies/lurgy? Well this one just about takes the cake: [URL]http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-13381102,00.html[/URL]

I've never heard of something so ridiculous. And how come tramps die all the time, huh? Huh?