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"Meaningful Quotes."

Any quotes/sayings that have a meaning or are funny can get posted here.
I get loads from my friends on MSN.

Meaningful:
"Good things take time, great things happen all at once."
"When we wonder we never live"
"There isn't back, there's only forwards!"
"Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory"
"Life is like a rollercoaster, there's twists and turns, ups and downs. All you want to do is get off! But you've just got to enjoy it"
"You can't change the past. All you can do is mend the future"

Funny (a bit rude):
"Men are like ketchup bottles. If you keep banging, you'll get something out of it."
"Children in the dark cause accidents - Accidents in the dark cause children!"

"I just stopped to give the guy a lift"

- Eddie Murphy

Ogres are like onions
-No body likes them?
-When you stay out in the sun you go all brown?
-Oh I get it, you make people cry.
NO! We have layers.
-Ya know, not many people like onions...Why cant you be cake? Everybody loves cake!

Shrek and Donkey

"The Intelligent are to the Intelligentsia what the Gents is to Gentlemen" - Stanley Baldwin

"It's bad in Iraq." - George W. Bush

"It is my firm belief that human beings and fish can coexist in peace" - George W. Bush

"I can't listen to too much Wagner, it makes me want to invade Poland" - Woody Allen

"Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner." - Douglas Adams

"America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between." - Oscar Wilde

Will this do? :)

"I shall never be ashamed of citing a bad author if the line is good."
- Seneca

"The town where I grew up has a zip code of EIEIO."
- Martin Mull

"My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years."
- Cathy Ladman


"Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids; eat them!"
- Homer 'Genius' Simpson

"Hating me wont make you beautiful."
- ???

"You know what they say about a man who braggs about his big car..."
- ???

"Imagination is more important than knowledge. For knowledge is limited, whereas imagination embraces the entire world..." Albert Einstein.

"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so." - Ford Prefect in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Douglas Adams)

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us.

Helen Keller

"Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens"
- Jimi Hendrix

"There comes a time for every man, for his destiny lies hand in hand with his doom"
- Vergil

"You gotta know your history, to know where you're comin' from"
- Bob Marley

"Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living"
- Dr Seuss

"Alcohol : The cause of.. and solution to.. all of life's problems"
- Homer Simpson

"An eye for an eye and the whole world will soon be blind"
- Mahatma Gandhi

"Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that"
- Martin Luther King Jr.

"Without education, you are not going anywhere in this world"
- Malcolm X

"You will never find time for anything. If you want the time, you must make it"
- Charles Buxton

"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail"
- Ralph Emerson

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Anyway, that's enough.

More later, possibly :D

CM stole my Best quote ='[

tnc wrote:

> "Alcohol : The cause of.. and solution to.. all of life's
> problems"
> - Homer Simpson

One of my faves :D

Fry - "I have all 5 of your CDs"
The Beastie Boys - "That was like 1000 years ago! We have 7 CDs now"