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I get loads from my friends on MSN.
Meaningful:
"Good things take time, great things happen all at once."
"When we wonder we never live"
"There isn't back, there's only forwards!"
"Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory"
"Life is like a rollercoaster, there's twists and turns, ups and downs. All you want to do is get off! But you've just got to enjoy it"
"You can't change the past. All you can do is mend the future"
Funny (a bit rude):
"Men are like ketchup bottles. If you keep banging, you'll get something out of it."
"Children in the dark cause accidents - Accidents in the dark cause children!"
-Sun Tzu, the Art of War
"Want anything from the shop?"
-you know where its from ^_^
- Henry Ward Beecher
The trouble with America is that there are far too many wide-open spaces surrounded by teeth.
- Charles Luckman
'So you think *I'm* the murderer? What do I have to do to convince you that I'm not, be the next victim?'/ 'Well, that would be a start.'
- Peter Stone
Don't know if Smedlos posted this but...
"24 Hours In A Day... 24 Beers In A Case…Coincidence? I Think Not!"
"I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally."
"I wish you were a beer."
"Sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma."
"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bast*rd die for his."
"Nuke the whales"
"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown."
"If it weren't for pick-pocketers I'd have no sex life at all."
"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets."
"In weight lifting, I don't think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you."
"It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man."
"February has only 28 days in it, which means that if you rent an apartment, you are paying for three full days you don't get."
Santa Clause/Father Christmas.
I think it's funny he gets away with saying that to little kids :P
"There's no such thing as an unhealthy food, but there is such a thing as an unhealthy diet"
"Life is good for the planet. Intelligent life isn't."
"Speed kills. So does tobacco, alcohol, heroine, cocaine..."
"Don't run from your problems - you'll only get worn out."
"When I grow up, I want to be an adult."
Kid: "When I'm your age, I want to be just like you."
Me: "You'll never be my age. You'll always be [x] years younger."
"What type of keyboard do you have? And what click of mouse?"
"My hoover sucks, but my fridge is cool."
"Immitation is the sincerest form of copyright infringement."
"Immitation is the inovators last resort."
- Peter Ustinov
The covers of this book are too far apart.
- Ambrose Bierce
I have such poor vision I can date anybody.
- Garry Shandling