The "Creative Writing" forum, which includes Retro Game Reviews, has been archived and is now read-only. You cannot post here or create a new thread or review on this forum.
As I was on one of my daily walks on the sidewalk, I noticed a girl walk by that caught my eye. She was gorgeous! From her bobbly bits to her butt. I finished my salted fish. Oh, her beauty... so splendid! She was watching a bunch of parachuters and my mates were riding down roads in shopping carts. I noticed a lit candle on the ground, so I blew it out. All of the sudden, there was a wild earthquake!
A stampede of raging bulls were headed towards the girl. So I leaped to her rescue. I beat them with my super karate skills. Although, I think they gave my love a rash. She was scratching and everything. So I simply rubbed the rash with a cotton pillow. She held my hand, and walked away.
My mates got sucked into a sand pit. I dived in and saved them, but then some giant sand beast chased me. I escaped in the end, losing a shoe. Afterwards, me and my mates went bowling. I went unicycling and spray painted hearts for her on a wall to impress her. But she didn't notice any of it, she was drowning! I went to rescue her, but she wouldn't wake up. I was getting worried. I tried everything...
A few minutes later I thought maybe I could suck the water out of her. So I gave her mouth-to-mouth. When she finally got up, she rapped her arms around me and...
Darkness. Everything was surrounded in darkness. All I could see was darkness. I was so close too! So close to winning her heart. "Oh well," I said to myself, "time to recharge my DS."
A stampede of raging bulls were headed towards the girl. So I leaped to her rescue. I beat them with my super karate skills. Although, I think they gave my love a rash. She was scratching and everything. So I simply rubbed the rash with a cotton pillow. She held my hand, and walked away.
My mates got sucked into a sand pit. I dived in and saved them, but then some giant sand beast chased me. I escaped in the end, losing a shoe. Afterwards, me and my mates went bowling. I went unicycling and spray painted hearts for her on a wall to impress her. But she didn't notice any of it, she was drowning! I went to rescue her, but she wouldn't wake up. I was getting worried. I tried everything...
A few minutes later I thought maybe I could suck the water out of her. So I gave her mouth-to-mouth. When she finally got up, she rapped her arms around me and...
Darkness. Everything was surrounded in darkness. All I could see was darkness. I was so close too! So close to winning her heart. "Oh well," I said to myself, "time to recharge my DS."
Page:
There have been no replies to this thread yet.
As I was on one of my daily walks on the sidewalk, I noticed a girl walk by that caught my eye. She was gorgeous! From her bobbly bits to her butt. I finished my salted fish. Oh, her beauty... so splendid! She was watching a bunch of parachuters and my mates were riding down roads in shopping carts. I noticed a lit candle on the ground, so I blew it out. All of the sudden, there was a wild earthquake!
A stampede of raging bulls were headed towards the girl. So I leaped to her rescue. I beat them with my super karate skills. Although, I think they gave my love a rash. She was scratching and everything. So I simply rubbed the rash with a cotton pillow. She held my hand, and walked away.
My mates got sucked into a sand pit. I dived in and saved them, but then some giant sand beast chased me. I escaped in the end, losing a shoe. Afterwards, me and my mates went bowling. I went unicycling and spray painted hearts for her on a wall to impress her. But she didn't notice any of it, she was drowning! I went to rescue her, but she wouldn't wake up. I was getting worried. I tried everything...
A few minutes later I thought maybe I could suck the water out of her. So I gave her mouth-to-mouth. When she finally got up, she rapped her arms around me and...
Darkness. Everything was surrounded in darkness. All I could see was darkness. I was so close too! So close to winning her heart. "Oh well," I said to myself, "time to recharge my DS."
A stampede of raging bulls were headed towards the girl. So I leaped to her rescue. I beat them with my super karate skills. Although, I think they gave my love a rash. She was scratching and everything. So I simply rubbed the rash with a cotton pillow. She held my hand, and walked away.
My mates got sucked into a sand pit. I dived in and saved them, but then some giant sand beast chased me. I escaped in the end, losing a shoe. Afterwards, me and my mates went bowling. I went unicycling and spray painted hearts for her on a wall to impress her. But she didn't notice any of it, she was drowning! I went to rescue her, but she wouldn't wake up. I was getting worried. I tried everything...
A few minutes later I thought maybe I could suck the water out of her. So I gave her mouth-to-mouth. When she finally got up, she rapped her arms around me and...
Darkness. Everything was surrounded in darkness. All I could see was darkness. I was so close too! So close to winning her heart. "Oh well," I said to myself, "time to recharge my DS."
Page: