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"Ear infections."

Aren't ear infections a real b!tch?
Well my one right now is absolutely the worst ear infection I have ever had. I bend over and it throbs. I talk and it throbs. I inhale an air molecule and it throbs.
Its like there's a speaker pumping the bass out really loud in my ear.

Help me.

give him a break, he aint feeling well.

gimo80 wrote:
> I inhale an air molecule and it throbs.

Air isn't a molecule.

Sorry mate.

i just looked up and there is a moth so im off

i bet just hearing get it lol, about my missery and old memoryieshas taking your mind of your ear ache

Yeah, but not the inside.

We were all on the beach and I was lovingly digging into my cornetto, and then I heard a buzzing sound that was getting louder, and it was after my ice cream. In an act of desperation, i tried to save the ice cream, only to sacrifice my ear in the process.

Everyone screamed. I was there on the floor... my breathing had stopped.....

Part 2 next week!

ive never been stung, or broke, fractures, chip or cracked a bone.

did the bee sting your ear.

Well, at least it died with pride.

Oh yeah, just a little flashback, I remember when a darn bee flew into my ear. I distinctly remember this, because I was eating my cornetto. Mint I think it was.

Anyway it hurt, and stepping on a bee hurts the MOST.

yes it did, a great loss to nature. one of its only explorers. boldly go where no moth has gone before.

Did it die?

No.... it couldn't of died....please....

it got lost i guess, it tryed to fly further in, like a fly that keeps flying into a window, they are stupid creatures.

Not alot of wax came out my ear, the moth probably felt hungry.