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Go to Tenerife...or perhaps Ibiza..anywhere like that.
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I went to a holiday dump last year, didn't get any.
Wasn't trying that much though.
Wasn't trying that much though.
You can't have been where my friends went then.
I went to Tenerife and didn't get any free and easy sex.
So what if I was 8?
So what if I was 8?
Was it hard and expensive then, Ash?
we went Tenerife. We was walking through the town and my mate spotted this boy (he was a BOY..about 16) and she said 'Hey, are you single? wanna come back to mine?' and off they went as she started asking his name.
and she made him cry.
and she made him cry.
because she had the chest of a rotting bear?
because his mates told us he was a virgin and she asked him infront of everyone (after she sexed him up)if this was true then cried 'EWWW! OH MY GOD' in front of him.
that, and the fact she had massive balls, which upset the poor lad.
" PUT THEM IN YOUR MOUTH "
" waaaaaah I just went out to get medicine for my dying mother "
" waaaaaah I just went out to get medicine for my dying mother "
Guaranteed free (or even make money!) and easy sex in three easy steps.
A: Find a hooker and have sex
B: Punch her in the face when finished
C: Run away with your money (and hers if you want)
A: Find a hooker and have sex
B: Punch her in the face when finished
C: Run away with your money (and hers if you want)
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