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"The Adverts you hate"

What are they?

Mine are Crazy Frog,Sweety the Chick,Nessie The Dragon and that new one dancing Bear.

Whats the French for Va Va Voom? Eeugh...shut up

that va va voom car advert is crud

The only good advert is the Demestos one (or whatever it is) with the germs.
That's it.

Possibly one other, but I can't remember what it is.

LMAO has anyone seen the new Sainsbury's one with a reciept walking along the street and they call him "Little Bill"

Must admit that one had me laughing

Diamond bloody car insurance.

"Becuase woman are better drivers"

Like hell you are, the number of woman that have nearly killed me becaue they were allowed to drive a car is phenomanal.

If you're so fecking fantastic, why do you need insurance then? Surely you won't carsh (And quiet, I know other people can crash into them)

Tape the programs and fast forward through the adverts.

Pff, Women.

I can't control what girls I feel like riding for several hours (minutes) like a rabid beast. I can control where I buy my microwave from though.

Hum, feels like a friday, got a cold beer, going to 'dam tomorrow. All packed. Great. Everyone else at work I take it?

Let me guess, you'd use them to cut her hair so you could then brush it and feed her grapes while she tells you off her #fixes fake smile# "great prices".

I have no problem with giving it to the tv fairy that is linda barker. If she dared to even open her mouth after Borat got his beauty sleep however, she'd see a practical use for those scissors she is always snipping prices with.

Borat wants to put his Lightsabre into Linda Barker. I just want to lop her head off with one.