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"Am I going down?"

Some may remember a tale I told about a barn.

This barn, after a bit of idiocy from my close friend neal. Got burnt to the ground. In brief, my friend was working in a barn. Stacking a selection of broken chip and pin machines. It was a cold day in January and so he decided to start a fire to keep warm. Using my lighter my friend recklessly started a fire on a stack of boxes and then later, upon request, in a bin, away from danger. As the situation wore on my friend moved the bin nearer to him, which I questioned, the fire flicked from the metal bin and hit a stack of boxes. To cut a long story short, the barn burnt to the ground.

1 month later he is arrested, he tells his arresting officer that it was I that started the fire. So I was arrested. I told the truth, as stated above. 4 months down the line we are both charged with Arson.

I appear in court next week.

I am, as some will known, a Cambridge university student, with a small desire to be a teacher. This offense could see my dreams dashed and my prospects ruined. I have no idea what the minimum sentence is (be it imprisonment or community service), nor do I know EXACTLY what I did wrong.

At the moment my "close friend" still insists it was I that was responsible for the fire.

Help???

Chr1s wrote:
> How do we know Dringo even exists? Could be another member's alter
> ego.

IT'S AZUL!!!!!111111.8

Ouch! :-S

Some friend then...
Anyway, if you can both agree that it was an accident then you can't be charged with arson atleast... because that has to be deliberate, right?

Good luck with that. :-)

How do we know Dringo even exists? Could be another member's alter ego.

barnaby bellend wrote:
> How do you know this though when all you've had is Dringothegayby
> going, "LOL OMG IT WAS A SPARK FROM THE IPOD THAT CAUSED A HUGE
> FIRE HONEST" and "LOL MY MATE DID IT HE'S BLAMING ME"
>
>
> ?

I don't.
But how do we even know if

A: The barn burned down,
B: He's going to court
C: The barn even exists

?

chocolate salty ones, mark you


And we'll never hear "neal's" story.

Because he's a gimp and he couldn't lie on an internet forum let alone a court.

Your friend is scum, Dringo.

I would say "if you tell the whole truth you'll be ok" but that is subject to terms and conditions. The justice system is an ass.

I think Dringo did a runner, hasn't replied for a while.

[URL]http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/4610395.stm[/URL] Coincidence?

JFH wrote:
> Dringo wrote:
> Am I going down?
>
> [URL]http://img231.echo.cx/my.php?image=dringo0op.jpg[/URL]

I'm sorry. I laughed at that and set it as my background. Like I said, it's so late I'm laughing at crossbob.

Go down on me if you want.