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"I just got a package"

I opened it, as one loves to do, and inside it I found:

9 packs of 5 condoms.

*cringe*

Asher wrote:
> Maybe she's just bored at work.
>
> And Snoopaloop you used to post like 1000 times aday.

Used to.... :( now im just here for the fun of it...Guess i'ver grown fond of you people.

Because he's not an idiot like you.

Padraic wrote:
> 9 packs of 5 condoms.

From which we can deduce he's probably doing it five times a week, therefore he enjoys weekends off.

And that he buys he supply every 9 weeks.

One_winged_angel wrote:
> Gosh Laurence, keep posting, that's about your 50th today! You're
> clearly posting to get your post count up.

Counting?

One_winged_angel wrote:
> Gosh Laurence, keep posting, that's about your 50th today! You're
> clearly posting to get your post count up.

Clearly!

Maybe she's just bored at work.

And Snoopaloop you used to post like 1000 times aday.

Gosh Laurence, keep posting, that's about your 50th today! You're clearly posting to get your post count up.

One_winged_angel wrote:
> There are kids on these forums you know.


Oh no! condoms!! Sex!!

I'd be seriously worried if anyone on this forums didn't know what they are.

That'll be a comedy moment when you present your dad with his package that you accidentally opened.

There are kids on these forums you know.