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"I just got a package"

I opened it, as one loves to do, and inside it I found:

9 packs of 5 condoms.

*cringe*

What worries me, Asher, is that you know how long he lasts in bed!

Thats one sore wrist!

If you have the stamina of an olympic marathon runner and last about as long as EB in the sack..

:P lol jks

Is that even possible?

That would be like once every 2 and a half minutes.

or a day if.....nah that's not possible.

This is turning into a maths lesson.

But what a maths lesson!

or 6 months if you do it twice a day.

Timmargh wrote:
> I keep all the condoms I use, recycle them and make tyres - it takes
> 365 to make a Goodyear.

But he isn't using them with the ladies, just a five nuckle shuffle! Thats why its one for everyday of the year!

One for each day of the year!