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"A collection of hate poems for smv"

He told me to do it.


I hate smv
Because he smells like wee,
He gave a GAD to slice
(who isn't very nice)
Yes, I hate smv!

Smv will accept a bribe
Becasue he's weak inside,
He isn't fair
So I wouldn't share
Your cake with smv!

Now, matt loves smv
And smv loves he,
I don't know why
But it makes me cry,
Why doesn't stance love me?

I've written 31 reviews
But the ones that he did choose,
To award a GAD
Were really quite bad,
With the good ones I did lose!

Tonight smv will cry
Because his house will fry,
I'll burn it down
Right down to the ground,
Well anyway I'll try!

Smv's worse than KT,
Worse than Duff Girl and Loki,
They are great
But stance I hate,
All I wanted was a game for free!

I hate smv
Because he smells like wee,
You should too
Your whole life through,
Yes! We all hate smv!

Well, I'd give you a GAD for the poem. Unfortunately, the one with the final decision is the one you are insulting, so I think it's probably unlikely.

If you win for this i would be outraged.

I like SMV he's like santa only all year round, giving presents to all the good peole. :D

Aha. Maybe one day I'll be able to lift myself up from the state of despair you put me in by giving Slice the GAD over me, and then I'll be able to write a proper review. Don't hold out too much hope though, I've been refusing to eat, can't sleep, etc. My family may sue you for manslaughter if I die.

JFH wrote:
> So, do you think I've won today, the
> reviews are all rubbish so you might as well give it to me.

They'd need to be worse than rubbish.

Oh, I understand now. Hahaha. So, do you think I've won today, the reviews are all rubbish so you might as well give it to me. Go on. You've let me win for a poem before.

The 8th letter of the alphabet.

What's an aitch? I've told you before not to go confusing me.

But what rhymes with aitch?

Nothing, it's completely unfair. Why not change your name to Sauron or something?

You ain't wrong sonny jim.

Up there with Shakespeare, thats all I can say.