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He told me to do it.
I hate smv
Because he smells like wee,
He gave a GAD to slice
(who isn't very nice)
Yes, I hate smv!
Smv will accept a bribe
Becasue he's weak inside,
He isn't fair
So I wouldn't share
Your cake with smv!
Now, matt loves smv
And smv loves he,
I don't know why
But it makes me cry,
Why doesn't stance love me?
I've written 31 reviews
But the ones that he did choose,
To award a GAD
Were really quite bad,
With the good ones I did lose!
Tonight smv will cry
Because his house will fry,
I'll burn it down
Right down to the ground,
Well anyway I'll try!
Smv's worse than KT,
Worse than Duff Girl and Loki,
They are great
But stance I hate,
All I wanted was a game for free!
I hate smv
Because he smells like wee,
You should too
Your whole life through,
Yes! We all hate smv!
I hate smv
Because he smells like wee,
He gave a GAD to slice
(who isn't very nice)
Yes, I hate smv!
Smv will accept a bribe
Becasue he's weak inside,
He isn't fair
So I wouldn't share
Your cake with smv!
Now, matt loves smv
And smv loves he,
I don't know why
But it makes me cry,
Why doesn't stance love me?
I've written 31 reviews
But the ones that he did choose,
To award a GAD
Were really quite bad,
With the good ones I did lose!
Tonight smv will cry
Because his house will fry,
I'll burn it down
Right down to the ground,
Well anyway I'll try!
Smv's worse than KT,
Worse than Duff Girl and Loki,
They are great
But stance I hate,
All I wanted was a game for free!
I hate smv
Because he smells like wee,
You should too
Your whole life through,
Yes! We all hate smv!
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use headphones.
I would, but I don't have a microphone.
JFH wrote:
> I've just realised what the tune is, it's the Grand Old Duke of York.
> I knew I recognised but I couldn't think where from.
Record yourself singing it. Go on.
> I've just realised what the tune is, it's the Grand Old Duke of York.
> I knew I recognised but I couldn't think where from.
Record yourself singing it. Go on.
I think this should be the basis of the next EGAD.
I've just realised what the tune is, it's the Grand Old Duke of York. I knew I recognised but I couldn't think where from.
A story about smv going out to dinner for example? Hmmmm...
Great poetic talents JFH, please create a story about him!
See smv, do you see? Some people appreciate my talents.
This man is a poetic genius.
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Can't you poison his coffee for me or something?
Can't you poison his coffee for me or something?
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