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"Zara from Hollyoaks"

She is the most grotesquely ugly and repulsive person I have ever seen. She has the face of a shrivelled cats ball. And if you are planning on listening to her speak then make sure you haven't eaten anything for the past 24hrs, because I guarantee it will be on the floor within seconds.

There should be a programme where she and Patrick Kielty are tied to a helium balloon, which slowly rises into the stratosphere, before bursting. They would then fall to their doom screaming with utter terror, with the whole debacle aired live on E4 for our viewing pleasure, and I would be satisfied at last.

some random girl.

So..... Someone explain to me. Exactly whos nips did you get to see in the special hollyoaks episode?

Richard Fish wrote:
> If they get rid of her, she might start turning up in annoying
> adverts...
> It could be worse if they are adverts like the "Aromatic
> Spices" or any of Michael Winners future insurance ads
> *shudders*

Im glad im not the only one who hates the 'Aromatic Spices' advert.

Richard Fish wrote:
One day I
> was working when I tripped whilst carrying a bucket of hot tar.

That explains her face.

If they get rid of her, she might start turning up in annoying adverts...
It could be worse if they are adverts like the "Aromatic Spices" or any of Michael Winners future insurance ads
*shudders*

"Hi, you might remember me as Zara from Hollyoaks. One day I was working when I tripped whilst carrying a bucket of hot tar. I was awarded £30000 in compensation and was given a free crazy frog ringtone which I will play repeatedly until my 30 second ad is up"

gerrid wrote:
> There should be a programme where she and Patrick Kielty are tied to
> a helium balloon, which slowly rises into the stratosphere, before
> bursting. They would then fall to their doom screaming with utter
> terror, with the whole debacle aired live on E4 for our viewing
> pleasure, and I would be satisfied at last.

Have you been watching my dreams?!
Ah, if only, but with the way TV is going, you never know, it could still happen.

Monkey_man wrote:

> She a hog-bothering troll of a rotter

...good word choice!

Yeah

I maintain the writers should kill her off in the way most pleasurable to the audience, preferrably crucifixtion.

I met Jodi and the dude who plays Ben in a pub near where I live. Pretty sound lass actually, down to earth and she even let me shake her boobs.....okay the boob shaking was a lie.

They film Hollyoaks about 10 minutes down the road from me. My sister managed to talk a security guard into getting a quick tour of the set, this was about the time when 'Mr C' died as there was banners up all around the pub.