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"If you were in any doubt..."

... that the music industry was anything more than a rotting, decayed corpse, regularly being defiled by ponytail wearing business executives, then this should dispell any ridiculous notion you have otherwise.

[URL]http://www.nme.com/news/112448.htm[/URL]

It's a ringtone. Going to number one. In the singles charts.

I'm so glad I don't pay for music anymore.

monkey_man wrote:
> Have you heard the "new" Coldplay single though? Bland
> central, and it sounds exactly like one of their other songs.

That doesn't surprise me, but anything is preferable to that bloody frog.

Have you heard the "new" Coldplay single though? Bland central, and it sounds exactly like one of their other songs.

les oeufs wrote:
> Cong_Man wrote:
> The guy who created the frog is shot dead.
>
> Thing is though, the original sound was made years and years ago for
> some site that had a picture of an F1 car and was to see if you could
> look at the picture without laughing.
> Absolutely nothing to do with a frog or anything.
>
> bah

That used to make me laugh, now it only induces anger and hatred.

I hate my life.

I'm going to dye my hair black.

les oeufs wrote:

> It must make good musicians like Coldplay sick to their stomachs
>
Nah, that'll be the Fair Trade chocolate...

I'm going to leave the country.

I will only come back when the following conditions are met:-
The guy who created the frog is shot dead.
Everyone who has ever worked for Jamster is dissolved in a pool of lava.
Every copy of the CD has been smashed into at least 1000 pieces.
Every tape/copy of the advert is shipped to Australia in secure storage and the keys to the secure storage shipped to Greenland.

See you guys later.

The stupid masses lap it up and purchase it though. Thats the problem.

"HAHA LUK @ THE CRAZy frog ON the telle!!! His willy has been masked! HahaahahtadhaWLERHiirewHIhrebnrhereh *drool* *jism* *spaz*"

etc

It's not surprising.
How many sales does it take to get a number one these days... 20,000 in a week.
The singles chart is really quite irrelevent being only representative of kiddies tastes.

On the bright side of things, at least Coldplay won't be at number one. I hate that bloody frog though.

*slams fist on desk*

I'm not suprised the damn thing is going to get to number one be honest. It's been a long, long time since I paid attention to anything about the charts.

The best thing? There's going to be a rash of these types of singles.

Enjoy.

[edit] KT, if anyone admits to buying this single, ban them. Please.