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"Another MoJo night out"

It's that time again, another report of another MoJo and co. night out. This time it was for my friend Kimberly's 21st birthday, which I was only reminded of because of an automated email from one of those Bebo things where all your friends details are on (I get requests to join seemingly every day)

The Wal* and I swung over to give Kimberly her presents, a bottle of vodka and this -

[URL]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v175/Rumney/Kimbers/kimsmall.jpg[/URL]

Watch out, 'tis rather large in scale. We laminated it and she loved it, she's the crazy redhead. Also present are The Wal, The Fos, The Wal's bird Laura, The Wal's older brother Mark, Seb and Jo, Gemma and Lisa and of course, myself. The Wal and I are on twice each because we (and by we I mean me) made it.

We proceeded to drink the vodka with Kimberly and get slightly drunk before we headed back to get ready.

After braving the rain The Fos and I got to The Gate (the new drinking place in Newcastle, full of bars) and met up with Kimberly, Joanne, Lisa, Wal, Wal's bird, Seb, Seb's bird, and probably some more.

The Fos and Jo

[URL]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v175/Rumney/Kimbers/IMG_0045.jpg[/URL]

Seb and his bird, and some random guy in the background who started jumping up and down when he saw I had a camera

[URL]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v175/Rumney/Kimbers/IMG_0047.jpg[/URL]

The Wal and his bird

[URL]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v175/Rumney/Kimbers/IMG_0048.jpg[/URL]

Wal's bird and Kimberly. Now might be a good time to mention the fact that the beer was £3.10 a pint and the double vodkas and cokes were £5.20 each. My ass is still bleeding.

[URL]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v175/Rumney/Kimbers/IMG_0062.jpg[/URL]

Fos the player

[URL]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v175/Rumney/Kimbers/IMG_0066.jpg[/URL]

MoJo looking absolutely wrecked, but wearing an attention grabbing t-shirt

[URL]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v175/Rumney/Kimbers/IMG_0072.jpg[/URL]

By this point we'd lost Wal, Seb and their ladies. Which left The Fos and I with five ladies. What a shame, eh?

Lisa doing what she does best - looking drunk

[URL]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v175/Rumney/Kimbers/IMG_0080.jpg[/URL]

And dancing.

[URL]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v175/Rumney/Kimbers/IMG_0084.jpg[/URL]

I didn't know whether to watch her or the boxing. I think I managed to do both.

Another random shot

[URL]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v175/Rumney/Kimbers/IMG_0090.jpg[/URL]

By now we were in another club, in the famed Bigg Market (woo) and Jo, who'd been arguing with her boyfriend via the joys of text was wanting to go home.

I had random people reading my t-shirt (I'm the new pope/Who wants to go to heaven?) and shaking my hand.

[URL]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v175/Rumney/Kimbers/IMG_0105.jpg[/URL]

By now it was just Jo, Kimbers, Fos and myself and we went back to Mood (where we started, where the girls worked) and went into the restaurant section at 1am and ordered food.

Fos doing "something" with a pepper pot.

[URL]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v175/Rumney/Kimbers/IMG_0106.jpg[/URL]

Then we hopped in a taxi and cruised the mean streets until everyone was dropped off.

[URL]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v175/Rumney/Kimbers/IMG_0107.jpg[/URL]

And I was £40 poorer than when I'd gone out. And considering I only had four drinks that's not a good average.

A decent night, we had a laugh in Mood at the start, but when people started leaving it died down and in the end it was left to MoJo to make blonde jokes at 1:30 in the morning to try and keep everyone happy. It worked, but I ran out of material...

My birthday's next month, should be a mammoth event (as long as everyone turns up) due to having three teams of work mates, college mates and my usual posse.

Now you must excuse me, I probably have to go back through this post and fix all the links to the pictures.

*first mention of The Wal in quite some time

Goatboy wrote:
> English_Bloke wrote:
> You have a stunning hand, Goatboy.
> ------
>
> Here it is again, stealing food from a child's birthday party meal.
> Mwuahahahahahaha
> [URL]http://img267.echo.cx/img267/4803/nawty0qr.jpg[/URL]

Caught red-handed!

That looks like a good spread.

Did your ex have a hand fetish or something?

English_Bloke wrote:
> You have a stunning hand, Goatboy.
------

Here it is again, stealing food from a child's birthday party meal.
Mwuahahahahahaha
[URL]http://img267.echo.cx/img267/4803/nawty0qr.jpg[/URL]

This has been the MoJo report. Goodnight.

You have a stunning hand, Goatboy.

MoJoJoJo wrote:
> You might want to stay away from the Bigg Market if you're ever this
> far north, there you'll see braying geordie lasses. These ones are
> actually quite pleasant.
>
> And, yes Goatboy, The Wal loves you too, I'm sure of it.
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I went there once, in daylight. It was bad enough thanks, even at mid-day there were miniskirted hoowers out with their mum pulling.
*shiver*
And I dont mean any offence to yr lady gangmembers, but my experience of 21yr olds in nightclubs has been...lets say less then impressive.
A bunch of angry hens sqwuaking and sucking on Ultra-Lights, clutching vokda jellies and stumbling into skips on their way out afterwards.

I'm allergic to those sorts of people.

She looks more like that bird that left Attomic Kitten, married that Irish guy and then got divorced.

English_Bloke wrote:
> What a flexing group of friends you have.

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Well, we had to give Kimberly SOMETHING to get excited about.

And Jade Goody? Please, she's a monster. Don't let The Wal catch you saying that!

*scary, Darth Vader-esque music*

The Wal appears to be doing Jade Goody.

CandyFloss wrote:
> and ginger? actually..don't tell him I told you this but EB has little
> ginger bits in his beard when he grows it.

LIES!