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"steal her heart"

I need some advice on how to win a girl who is in a relationship

Tie a cricket jersey round your neck, don mirrored sunglasses, throw about Italian phrases like confetti and change your name to Crispin.

heh you make me grin, MJ.

either than or he's been sniffing Raid.

Paradox: wrote:
You probably assume you're special,

Judging by his firm grasp of the english language he most probably is.

Or, just don't break up a relationship for her.

That guy got her fair-and-square. For you to try and interfere is stupid. First of all if she's still with him, then she's probably happy else she'd break up with him. I know you're probably some uppity self-important rimjob-lover, but you probably suck, I mean you have to ask advice of internet people you've never met, you must be kind of lame. Also you don't respect women, you want to "win" her - is she an object? Just go and buy a magazine, it'll save you paying for a date. You probably assume you're special, you've got a lot to offer her but truth is you're a generic bore - give it up and drink some bleach you waste of life.

Aikor wrote:
> I need some advice on how to win a girl who is in a relationship

Respect her current choice and dont interfere would be my advice, if she wants you she'll come to you.

ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Padlocks made out of water do work well.

Let her come to you. My current gf was in a relationship when she met me - couldn't resist my flowing locks.

Paradox: wrote:
> Have a skiing race with her boyfriend.

and get piste. XD

Internet bidding.