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"Kill me."

Just glimpsed a split-second of "Celebrity Love Island" on ITV. they should rename it "Rumpahumpathumpathon", as it's designed to end in either sex, a classless wedding, or a fight (hopefully multiple homicides). I'm still not entirely sure how this sort of thing ended up on TV, it's like a live biology lesson, and I left school years ago.

And I can guarantee now, without even watching it in-depth, that every single person on that show is a nasty, selfish, waste of a Human life.

monkey_man wrote:
> Got there first. Syke.

[edit]Damn, this keyboard sucks...

Great minds think alike. And no, before anyone starts I don't know what I'd replace the current programmes with. Something entertaining that didn't make me want to: -

1) Smash my teeth in with a claw hammer,
2) Smash the people on the screens teeth in with a claw hammer,

Would be a really nice start though.

Got there first. Syke.

JFH wrote:
> So they should bring back Big Break, Bullseye, Gladiators,
> Catchphrase, Generation Game, and Noel's House Party?

No, because they all sucked too.

JFH wrote:
> So they should bring back Big Break, Bullseye, Gladiators,
> Catchphrase, Generation Game, and Noel's House Party?

No, they should destroy all remnants of these shows, and put Wolf down.

I'm waiting for the regional news, because apparently I was in some stock footage.

So they should bring back Big Break, Bullseye, Gladiators, Catchphrase, Generation Game, and Noel's House Party?

I had the misfortune to catch a little of that Vernon Kay thing on Saturday. In horror I flicked to ITV, and got Celebrity Wrestling. Sneering at the TV, I turned it off, ate my pizza in silence, then buggered off to the pub. I swear, the only reason I booze on a Saturday is to avoid this soul crippling TV.

It’s like an brain enema.

That's not it. They have an extra's show too!!!

Unrelated, but Cycloon, anywhere nice?

Haven't you heard Cycloon, BB may be on until September 2nd. They'll be plenty more when you return.