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"Ever wanted to pet Crossbob? It's legal!"

Not that I want to touch him. Just looking through that surrealist website and I came across the slang definition generator.

Out of interest, I typed in Crossbob and...

[URL]http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slang.cgi?ref=Crossbob[/URL]

Glasses aren't rugged.

Yeah, he'll grow a bit of bum-fluff and no one would be none the wiser.

Maybe the ruggedness is a disguise so nobody will recognise you. Like Superman and his glasses.

I'm not. I'm not rugged. I'm pretty.

JFH wrote:
> E_B, is it true that you're going on Big Brother?
>
> [URL]http://ukchatforums.reserve.co.uk/display_messages.php?threadid=124635&forumid=301[/URL]


He better not bloody be!!

The cool kids just say "no".

English_Bloke wrote:
> Then why not say I was an ex fire-eater or something?

Because it has to be believable. Too much madness and people get suspicious.

JFH wrote:
> For Memo:
>
> [URL]http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slang.cgi?ref=teal%27c[/URL]

that makes me sad.

[URL]http://img216.echo.cx/img216/76/tealc12rx.jpg[/URL]

Then why not say I was an ex fire-eater or something?

English_Bloke wrote:
> Oh I see. I never knew you thought of me as rugged though.

I don't, it's just that they have to make you sound more interesting for the public.