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"This is called a "woman""

They are different to you boys.

They smell better.
They look better naked.
They are rubbish at pit-fighting.
They are better at foxy-boxing.
They are better at being ill
They are rubbish at playing video games (hot topic)
They do not appreciate you playing games instead of talking
They do appreciate getting ready to go out instead of talking
And, boys, when you get close to them and they (occasionally) might touch your arm or something, don't worry. Your reaction is correct, it's not allergic to them,the swelling will subside (you can help with this if you so desire)

Just thought I'd point these out, I've been reading the respsonses to female posters here and have been in hysterics.
One is reminded of "Silverback Gorillas" mentioned in the Upwire.
Too true, but really, really funny to read certain people scrambling over each other to be all "smooth" and stuff.

Please, keep it up. It makes my day pass that much quicker.
Like now.

God I'm bored

I thought you said you did... must have been mistaken.

Anyway, I'm off to the Yahoo chatrooms now, to see how intelligent the converstations are.

Grix Thraves wrote:
> While the gentleman of the group, calmly takes Big Sally aside,
> chats to her about porno's and football, then silently waves her
> goodbye, with a DVD under her arm.

We should watch and learn...
> or watch and laugh. Not sure which yet.

And I NEVER talked to her about football.
How dare you.

"visiting the yahoo chatrooms"

Good idea. I need a laugh.

Grix Thraves wrote:
> While the gentleman of the group, calmly takes Big Sally aside,
> chats to her about porno's and football, then silently waves her
> goodbye, with a DVD under her arm.

We should watch and learn...
> or watch and laugh. Not sure which yet.


Well, I chatted to her for 5hrs straight, and walked off with a DVD.
Yeah, I'm a real moron eh?

*s*

And besides, she wanted me bad. Oh sure, she didnt say it or type it, but I could tell.

While the gentleman of the group, calmly takes Big Sally aside, chats to her about porno's and football, then silently waves her goodbye, with a DVD under her arm.

We should watch and learn... or watch and laugh. Not sure which yet.

Goatboy, you should try visiting the yahoo chatrooms.

Same sort of thing, but on a lerger and more amusing scale...

Bewarethetoadsoffate wrote:
> could you give examples of these responses, Goatboy? I need a
> laugh...

Go back and look at the girladay posts and anything to do with female posters.

One whiff(so to speak) of a female in here and everyone starts thumping their chests and fighting each other.

Brilliant, brilliant stuff.

Nah, I'm all gamed out.

But go back and read some of the posts to Iguana etc.

My fav is that little horn-dog "er-no".

"Send me a wav of your voice".

That's the 21st century version of snatching women's frillies off the line and hiding in the bushes, having a furtive sniff.

Or something

could you give examples of these responses, Goatboy? I need a laugh...

Could go back to arguing about games, I suppose.