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"This is called a "woman""

They are different to you boys.

They smell better.
They look better naked.
They are rubbish at pit-fighting.
They are better at foxy-boxing.
They are better at being ill
They are rubbish at playing video games (hot topic)
They do not appreciate you playing games instead of talking
They do appreciate getting ready to go out instead of talking
And, boys, when you get close to them and they (occasionally) might touch your arm or something, don't worry. Your reaction is correct, it's not allergic to them,the swelling will subside (you can help with this if you so desire)

Just thought I'd point these out, I've been reading the respsonses to female posters here and have been in hysterics.
One is reminded of "Silverback Gorillas" mentioned in the Upwire.
Too true, but really, really funny to read certain people scrambling over each other to be all "smooth" and stuff.

Please, keep it up. It makes my day pass that much quicker.
Like now.

God I'm bored

Oooooooooooooo......

thats so funny

Ah...the disco...can't wait: Just next week. It's only my fourth week of being single in one and a half years this week...Jeeze.

Anyway, ARGH! 13+...lol, how....ARGH!!

P.S: Rakuga, how am I a 'SEXIST!'?

Virtual Reality wrote:
Teens with webcams <---:O -
Ok, maybe this is innocent

13+ Looking for sex <----Good Lord! -
Jesus Christ.
I may be smutty and childish, but this really does defy explanation. This isn't right man, that age you should be worrying about whether so-and-so might kiss you at the disco. This is actually quite scary

Cyber Sex or Get Out
> <---Pervs R Us
This can't be right, typing dirty? Hello? Oooh baby, yeah, now type something rude???? Am I missing something here?

A HARD ONE ON PROFILE <-----OH...MY...GOD! - The Net is officially the realm of geeks and perverts.


Goatboy plays the fool and lurid moron, but at the end of the day I'm normal and...well...unbelieving this stuff is out there.

Damn

SEXIST!!
ok.. it's late sorry..

The server wasn't working for me: damn.

You know, there were loads odd subjects such as:


Teens with webcams <---:O

13+ Looking for sex <----Good Lord!

Cyber Sex or Get Out <---Pervs R Us

A HARD ONE ON PROFILE <-----OH...MY...GOD!

Yahoo.

hmm...good idea, whats the name of these chat rooms?

Damn. Tried to get into the female chat room, but it didn't work.

Blast, my notorious schemes fouled again.

Lemme know.

Are they like me? Somehow I doubt that.

And I would never talk about football.
It's acceptable to discuss porno with a female newbie, but never football - Jesus, there has to be a limit