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"vote bell...hound?(!)"

Yes! Having claimed governance of the forums with a glorious majority of 3 or 4 in the General Elections, I begin my campaign for more tables! Yes! Enough of this table discrimination that lurks around every corner like a lonley paedo at a school open day!

I have drawn hundreds of pictures for your perusal, and should I be voted king, I will reveal them periodically for your own personal pleasure. Don't hesitate to soil your JC Penny slacks in anticipation, there will be ample time to clean your mess after the vote has been made. So, in conclusion, congratulations:

[URL]http://img73.echo.cx/img73/2129/lorisheart8zz.jpg[/URL]
[URL]http://www.freewebs.com/bellhound/index.htm[/URL]

I give this campaign 10/10!%

thegerrid rated this product 6/10

What a great joke!

Vote Bellend.

don't forget!

It's already been released!

[URL]http://img189.echo.cx/img189/7705/loriinprison8vr.jpg[/URL]
[URL]http://img58.echo.cx/img58/7673/chimp3ev.jpg[/URL]

There are too many dead lorii

Can you promise less

[URL]http://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.com/~ksutton/Harrison%20County/Sharon%20Chapel/Arney,%20Loris%20True.JPG[/URL]
[URL]http://www.ruhr-uni-bochum.de/neuroanatomie/pics/lori_in_prison.gif[/URL]

And more

[URL]http://www.slenderloris.com/img9898.jpg[/URL]

?

Goddamn legal loopholes.

One day, gerrid! One day!
I'll be back, and purpleier than your mum's flaccid bumflaps.

Then, your number will be oh-so-very-much UP. So far up, you'll never even reach it - even with that stainless steel step-ladder you cherish so much.

Hope you don't find the jagged, bleeding struts in your bed too discomforting. Steel is no match for me.

It doesn't have that little nobbly red bit on the end you rub against the rough boxy bit / your cool stubble, for one thing.

Bumflaps, mate, bumflaps.
Bwa!

Luckily you are a newbie so all bell...hound? votes go automatically to me, your beloved thegerrid!

Thanks for your continued support!

Your manifesto last time was the most I'd laughed out loud in a long while.

I thought you'd lost it, dj. It was clearly just on vacation. I still love you.