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"Pics of a girl"

Right, i was in the ICT room at school today doing coursework and a girl from my year came in that i have known for ages and used to fancy, about to go into an art exam. I was chatting to her and she was printing off pictures that she needed for her art exam. The printer went wrong so she had to go to her art exam without the pictures. About half hour later the printer was fixed and my ICT lesson was half way through. I printed off some work and went to collect it from the printer and i saw some other stuff had printed as well. Being the nosey and helpful person that i am, i decided to pick it up and take it to the person who it belonged to. I took mine back to my seat and then went round and gave some out to other people in my class. Then at the bottom of the pile was the pictures that the girl had tried to print off. They were of her in all of her clothers, then another one of her with half her clothes gone,a nd then finally, loads of pics of her in her thong and bra.
I was like "Cooooool!"

I wasn't sure whether to give them to her or to throw them away or to keep them and put them on my bedroom wall

Not something i usually find in school. I was trying to think of some good lines to come up with to give them back to her. Like if she was standing in a group of her friends...

ME:Hey, i got these pics for you.
HER FRIENDS: Eww, how did he get those?
ME: Oh yea, i will bring in that home-made porno we made tomorrow as well!

It made me laugh though because she was like in her lingerie and someone else was taking the pictures.

Do you think i should give them back? Or throw them away? Or keep them? (The third one is my personal favourite idea)

Memorandum! wrote:
> If I was you I'd keep the pictures and beat off over them regularly.
>
> laminate them

Thats twice the awesome phrase "beat off" has been used in this thread.

Need to play the full monty in the background then?

Or Marvin Gaye - Let's Get It On

If I was you I'd keep the pictures and beat off over them regularly.

laminate them

The Wardy wrote:
> Paradox: wrote:
> and, they're flowery and moist.
>
> Tphi wrote:
> You just taken them off?
>
>
> Oooooh JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

I'm called Kyle. but feel free to shout encouragement as I take my knickers off.

Now you're just getting sick

Paradox: wrote:
> I'll leave them on for now. I've soiled them though.

I wanna see carrot chunks, dude. Carrrroooot chunnks!!

Paradox: wrote:
> and, they're flowery and moist.

Tphi wrote:
> You just taken them off?


Oooooh JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

Tphi wrote:
> Paradox: wrote:
> rather than a sarcastic bitter funnyman.
>
> Aye. ph34r me.

sorry, what?

> and, they're flowery and moist.
>
> You just taken them off?

I'll leave them on for now. I've soiled them though.

Paradox: wrote:
> rather than a sarcastic bitter funnyman.

Aye. ph34r me.

> and, they're flowery and moist.

You just taken them off?

Tphi wrote:
> Paradox: wrote:
> Mate, I could report you to the police!!
>
> She took them consentually and he didnt print them, plus he found
> them accidentally - he's a bag full of alibies.
>
> Darn, my scheme foiled. (I take it you noted my use of
> "mate" and exclamation marks..)
>
> I want to hear more about these panties you're sending me?

I chose to ignore them and assume you were stupid and friendly, rather than a sarcastic bitter funnyman.

and, they're flowery and moist.