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Any Pleasant ideas on how to kill a chicken with its backside hanging out??
Its dying slowly and stinks so I'll have to kill it!! But any good ideas??
Have'nt got a machine gun though!!?? :)

Flush it down the john.

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Wonder if it might work with humans?

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Looks like you've got quite a mess anyway.
Just break it's neck, then, like you're supposed to.

Can't chicken's survive for like a minute without their heads? Hence "running round like a headless chicken"? Might want to bear that in mind if you decide to lop its head off.

I repeat: vet.

You live on a farm, I assume?

This is sick, and your obviously a psycopath. I would use turps though.

Or maybe a spade or a clever??
It would be quick and it wouldnt know a thing, painless!(I hope)
Except I'd be left to clear up the mess. :(

Or get two bricks and cut the vet bills out.

Doesn't sound like a chicken I'd eat. Just get a vet to put the poor thing out of it's misery.