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"Erectile Problems ?"

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Hahahahaaahaaa!! This is a hoot.. Well, I thank God everyday that my guy doesn't have this problem. Nope. He has erectile proficiency, as a matter of fact..whenever I'm around or with the mere sound of my voice! Sometimes it's scary..especially the look in his eyes when it happens. But, damn. He sure comes through each and every time. Hot dawwgg!

Wait..I can't stop laughing...urrghh..:P

[S]*Stands at the back of the thread trying to look discrete*

Norman Bates eh?

No wonder he went mad.

We are the newest and most caring branch of peni doctors currently established in the Western world

Is your pride looking less than glorious? Not cuttin' it with the missus?

Then simply call 'Limp Weiners' for the premiere in penile surgery. Have your bendy, floppy soldier instantly converted into a rigid and disciplined fighter.

You set 'em up - we'll knock 'em down, that's right, call anytime between 7am and 7pm Mondays - Thursdays and we'll spur you on in your leatest sexual conquest with classic quips

Phone now for a private (may be recorded) conversation with a cackling group of doctors, we use the tactic of making you come out of your shell, by attacking your self confidence.

We attack your self confidence and offer a super low service (about as expenisve as a flaccid member is hard)

Our doctors our committed and offer 24 hour callouts - 0 days a week. They care so much they're dribbling

So, what are you waiting for ?

Call now to be assaulted by an aroused group of middle-ages paedos

Thanks

Master. Bates