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"Erectile Problems ?"

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cookie monster wrote:
> ) o~

I like this one! Looks like a sombrero and a ciggy..

[edit] Well, with the >, it looks like a cowboy hat instead.

Celestine wrote:

> And, Grix has some *ss kissing to do..

If you're in America and he's in England how are you....

Actually, I don't care.

) o~

:' }

Smile merm

:)~~

gerrid wrote:
> Celestine it's really not necessary. Nobody cares about your sexual
> prowess!! No one wants to hear about it!! Now let's all bee friends.

Just making a comment related to the topic. I guess I should be less um..oh, whatever. Everyone's so damn sensitive around here...hm..

Currently, my perspective of men is what I wrote on Ineedsleep's thread about Men Problems. *two smacks*

And, Grix has some *ss kissing to do..

gerrid wrote:
> bee

Hippie.

Celestine it's really not necessary. Nobody cares about your sexual prowess!! No one wants to hear about it!! Now let's all bee friends.

English_Bloke wrote:
> *Stands at the back of the thread trying to look discrete*

Oi no standing in this thread!