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"Girl Trouble"

okay guys I have a problem there's a girl I like and YES I do talk to her and yes we get on very well!

However the problem, mate, is that she's really small compared to me.
Yer, it's weird. I'm talking a massive difference here, as in 6'3" as opposed to about 4'10" and I don't know whether to ask her out or not because it'll be really weird and awkward and maybe she won't like me in that way because I'm so much taller!

what. do. I. DO?

I'll do it for 5000cent

I can't..I try but it's like it's someone else typing.

around £5000 - 15000

Your shins are only 4" tall? Your running style must be quite unique.

In other news, that is disgusting Candyfloss, please stop it.

how about I get about 4" removed from each leg, then have it surgically attached to her legs? That would make me 4" shorter and her 4" taller, thereby solving all our problems.

How much would that cost?
And would it be painful having no shins?

Mem..how tall does she need to be. So she's crotch height, use it to your advantage, mate.

get someone else.. there's plenty fish in the see. I'm catching one righ now. *gotcha* a 5ft5

I think some sort of helium balloon device with just enough helium to keep her floating around your head-height should do the trick.

Why don't you..put her in some compost and water her.

s2pid wrote:
> have an operation to reduces your legs.

this is the most plausible suggestion so far.
keep them coming folks.