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"Someone is in trouble."

I was bored so I decided to look through old topics in General Chat (yes I am that bored)

And look what I've come across

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English_Bloke wrote:
> ÈL ® ö B ì Ñ wrote:
> Na, im way too tight.
>
> Unlike Darling....I've gone TOO far.


He's got a lot of making up to do!

Must be all that weight bareing down on it...

Someone must have posted that masquerading as me…I’d never make such a remark.

I'm going to blame you, you're a bad influence on me my mum says and i'm not allowed to talk to you anymore. :'(

haha just post them, it's fun

ok, seriously - gone! whhhhhoooooooosssssssshhhhhhh

Grix Thraves wrote:
> I'm going to bed, I'm getting too weird even for me

Well i'm not going to bed but i do find myself getting very weird, i've deleted about 3 posts because they no sense at all.

I've got more lines in case you fall out of love dear, they only cost £2.99 at a market

Ok, find one now. I'm timing you, report back when you have

I'm going to bed, I'm getting too weird even for me

Grix Thraves wrote:
> Clitoris -G spot -B Spot -F Spot -Rest of alphabet

Ahh..this again. The line that made me fall madly in love with you..

Hah
No it came up at a rather uncomfortable conversation at the pub.
I could find it in the dark, with my eyes closed and my hands tied behind my back.

SHEEPY wrote:
"why did all my friends fail horribly at finding the clitoris."

They actually told you that or were you there at the time?

Clitoris -> G spot -> B Spot -> F Spot -> Rest of alphabet