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Anyone looking forward to this?
As dodgy as they all are I really enjoy the majority of these Dark Castle remakes. Good mindless horror nonsense that as long as you don't take seriously, can't fail to entertain.
Oh and apparently Paris Hilton dies painfully so that should be amusing.
As dodgy as they all are I really enjoy the majority of these Dark Castle remakes. Good mindless horror nonsense that as long as you don't take seriously, can't fail to entertain.
Oh and apparently Paris Hilton dies painfully so that should be amusing.
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Whereas you deliver the mail. To be honest, I think most people would take the porn.
EDIT: To Goatboy, obviously.
EDIT: To Goatboy, obviously.
Vincent Price is a legend so obviously the film won't be a touch on the original, but if it's anything like the House on Haunted Hill remake then it should be good campy fun. It's a shame they didn't get Geoffrey Rush along again as I thought he did an excellent job of hamming it up Price style.
Hilton's a cockface but she dies so I'm not complaining.
Hilton's a cockface but she dies so I'm not complaining.
B-b-b...but the original has Vincent Price in it.
Why on EARTH would you want to watch a remake with, of all the creatures on this planet to make films (I'm including orangutans, cop dogs & animated fish), would you choose to watch a remake with Paris Hilton in?
Paris Hilton.
The epitome of what's wrong with our society. A done-nothing-yet-famous blank-eyed slattern that offers nothing to this planet except really boring homemade porno via the internet.
Fugly twunt
Why on EARTH would you want to watch a remake with, of all the creatures on this planet to make films (I'm including orangutans, cop dogs & animated fish), would you choose to watch a remake with Paris Hilton in?
Paris Hilton.
The epitome of what's wrong with our society. A done-nothing-yet-famous blank-eyed slattern that offers nothing to this planet except really boring homemade porno via the internet.
Fugly twunt
Yes im looking forward to everything apart from Paris Hiltons what she calls acting
Awwww but I hate horror!
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Three words: Elisha Cuthbert's chest.
I'm there.
I'm there.
Tiltawhirl wrote:
> As dodgy as they all are I really enjoy the majority of these Dark
> Castle remakes. Good mindless horror nonsense that as long as you
> don't take seriously, can't fail to entertain.
Fully agree.
> As dodgy as they all are I really enjoy the majority of these Dark
> Castle remakes. Good mindless horror nonsense that as long as you
> don't take seriously, can't fail to entertain.
Fully agree.
Tiltawhirl wrote:
> Oh and apparently Paris Hilton dies painfully so that should be
> amusing.
I'm sure Paris Hilton dies painfully every time she tries to act...
> Oh and apparently Paris Hilton dies painfully so that should be
> amusing.
I'm sure Paris Hilton dies painfully every time she tries to act...
Anyone looking forward to this?
As dodgy as they all are I really enjoy the majority of these Dark Castle remakes. Good mindless horror nonsense that as long as you don't take seriously, can't fail to entertain.
Oh and apparently Paris Hilton dies painfully so that should be amusing.
As dodgy as they all are I really enjoy the majority of these Dark Castle remakes. Good mindless horror nonsense that as long as you don't take seriously, can't fail to entertain.
Oh and apparently Paris Hilton dies painfully so that should be amusing.
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