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Anyone looking forward to this?
As dodgy as they all are I really enjoy the majority of these Dark Castle remakes. Good mindless horror nonsense that as long as you don't take seriously, can't fail to entertain.
Oh and apparently Paris Hilton dies painfully so that should be amusing.
As dodgy as they all are I really enjoy the majority of these Dark Castle remakes. Good mindless horror nonsense that as long as you don't take seriously, can't fail to entertain.
Oh and apparently Paris Hilton dies painfully so that should be amusing.
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I watched the Jordan video once.
She
Doesn't
Make
A
Sound.
It still brings shudders to me thinking about it. The only noise she makes at any point is some sort of high pitched whine about offering fellatio.
God knows what posessed me to download that.
She
Doesn't
Make
A
Sound.
It still brings shudders to me thinking about it. The only noise she makes at any point is some sort of high pitched whine about offering fellatio.
God knows what posessed me to download that.
I second that motion
Can you people stop hijacking my thread and let's get back to talking about Elisha Cuthbert's chest...
She looks bored, it's nothing to do with making shouty noises and thrashing about.
Just crouching there brushing her hair from her face and looking around whilst he's dog-humping and "yeah...hur hur..."
Most unerotic thing since...well...ever.
Just crouching there brushing her hair from her face and looking around whilst he's dog-humping and "yeah...hur hur..."
Most unerotic thing since...well...ever.
I saw some of it on a poor clip show about sex sandals, one of those make-in-an-afternoon talking heads thingies on VH1. One of the women said "it was great to see a woman silently enjoying sex" - for who?
She's a crap porn actress. Have you seen it? I've never seen a more blank, unresponsive shag in my life. He's a leering fool asking her sit on champagne bottle necks and she's a "Wuh?" moron.
Goatboy wrote:
> What was your point?
Haha, there wasn't one really. She does porn and gloss eyed vacuousness, you do mail. I'm sure you're both respectively excellent.
> What was your point?
Haha, there wasn't one really. She does porn and gloss eyed vacuousness, you do mail. I'm sure you're both respectively excellent.
Now THAT is why he's a notable!
Blank wrote:
> Whereas you deliver the mail. To be honest, I think most people would
> take the porn.
>
> EDIT: To Goatboy, obviously.
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That didnt make sense.
I'm somehow inferior because I'm a postman?
I'm a better actor than she is and I'm not venerated as some icon of cool/style/whatever for being a porno actress with a tiny dog.
If she did a job instead of whatever it is she does, then it wouldn't be so offensive. The fact that she's now making films because she swallowed some hyuck-hyucking mook's sword on video validates her existence?
What was your point?
> Whereas you deliver the mail. To be honest, I think most people would
> take the porn.
>
> EDIT: To Goatboy, obviously.
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That didnt make sense.
I'm somehow inferior because I'm a postman?
I'm a better actor than she is and I'm not venerated as some icon of cool/style/whatever for being a porno actress with a tiny dog.
If she did a job instead of whatever it is she does, then it wouldn't be so offensive. The fact that she's now making films because she swallowed some hyuck-hyucking mook's sword on video validates her existence?
What was your point?
I thought the original was really good. Should be ok
EDIT: Elisha Cuthbert is in it? I'm there!
EDIT: Elisha Cuthbert is in it? I'm there!
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