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"EUGH....dirty pervy delivery doy"

Earlier me and my housemate ordered some delivery from this pizza and burger place. It took about an hour and a half to get here. When it did it came to £7 and I gave the delivery boy/man/thing £10 and he said he had no change so he said he would bring it later. When he left he gave me a kiss on the cheek which I thought was part of his culture since he was Turkish.

Then about 20 minutes later he called my mobile and told me to go to the shop tomorrow to pick it up and he said something about me meeting him, I couldn't understand him. I told him I had a boyfriend and that he had better bring me my money and he said ''ok ok i will back tomorrow''. I told him he better being me my money now or I'll ring back and speak to his manager.

10 minutes later he came back to my house and gave me the money and then took my hand. He kissed me on the cheeks then went to kiss me on my mouth. I told him to go away and he said ''ok ok bye i go now'' then he went to kiss my chest! I told him to go and he went to kiss me on the cheeks so I pushed him out my door and slammed it in his face.

Grr..I know it's supposed to be a girls fantasy, the pizza delivery boy, but he was nasty. I wouldn't have minded if he was good looking I would have been flattered. Next time I order from there I'm going to get my boyfriend to beat him up [S]I'm not really, the chips from that place are horrid

Yes, yeah I have. I blame my parents. Such a poor choice of name. I tell you, I had a turgid childhood with this name.

Unbeliever wrote:
> English_Bird wrote:
> Unbeliever, who are you?
>
> Not sure. I ask myself that all the time. Not that I'm mental or
> anything..

But you haven't always been called Unbeliever have you?

English_Bird wrote:
> Unbeliever, who are you?

Not sure. I ask myself that all the time. Not that I'm mental or anything..

Blah blah, revenge because the guy kissed you.

You have the right to MOVE OUT OF THE WAY or slap him away etc.

Freakin' doormat.

Actually, when we ordered a pizza once and it arrived over an hour later, the pizza guy really had crash his bike.

And on that bombshell, I'm going to sleep. Another early start tomorrow and I'm quite knackered.

Unbeliever, who are you?

And then you can get sued by the pizza place! Yay!

Chuck a stick in his spokes - a bit brutal but quite effective. Or cut his brake cable beforehand. There are many ways to skin a cat.

oooooooorrr!!! I can order like fifty quids worth of pizza's and when he comes to the door me and my housemates can egg him!!

I was thinking more along the lines of...

*ring ring*
*chat chat*
*sack sack*
*moped moped*
*break break*
*stab stab*