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"EUGH....dirty pervy delivery doy"

Earlier me and my housemate ordered some delivery from this pizza and burger place. It took about an hour and a half to get here. When it did it came to £7 and I gave the delivery boy/man/thing £10 and he said he had no change so he said he would bring it later. When he left he gave me a kiss on the cheek which I thought was part of his culture since he was Turkish.

Then about 20 minutes later he called my mobile and told me to go to the shop tomorrow to pick it up and he said something about me meeting him, I couldn't understand him. I told him I had a boyfriend and that he had better bring me my money and he said ''ok ok i will back tomorrow''. I told him he better being me my money now or I'll ring back and speak to his manager.

10 minutes later he came back to my house and gave me the money and then took my hand. He kissed me on the cheeks then went to kiss me on my mouth. I told him to go away and he said ''ok ok bye i go now'' then he went to kiss my chest! I told him to go and he went to kiss me on the cheeks so I pushed him out my door and slammed it in his face.

Grr..I know it's supposed to be a girls fantasy, the pizza delivery boy, but he was nasty. I wouldn't have minded if he was good looking I would have been flattered. Next time I order from there I'm going to get my boyfriend to beat him up [S]I'm not really, the chips from that place are horrid

If you do that all their German juices will be on the chair.

Ditto. It's always the most fun one. :D

I go with the 3rd option.

Yeah, and you either:

i) get up early and claim them with towels
ii) get up late and throw their towels in the pool, before stealing the sunbed and putting it somewhere else
iii) get up late and throw them in the pool, before stealing the sunbed and putting it somewhere else

Germans steal the sunbeds.

We went to this multi-nationality resort.

Big Mistake. The russians stole my pancakes!

Yes, but you need to be strong and say 'NO!!' firmly. Or else beat them up.

If you go to a busier resort, they are less persuasive since if you don't go and eat someone else will.

CandyFloss wrote:
> Cweek wrote:
> I've been to Turkey. The turks are rude people, and they always will
> be. I'm not racist or anything, but we only met about 4 nice turkish
> people.
>
> I've been about 5 times and they always asked my dad if they can
> marry me or swap me for camels, pfft like my dad hasn't got enough
> camels to look after. I also found they cannot do enough to help you
> but they are very persuasive. They practically drag you into their
> shop or restaurant. I do love going to Turkey.

A little... too persuasive...

Turkey's a nice place, but the people can be annoying. Those nice ones? They owned a bar. Nice, bar owning people.

Cweek wrote:
> I've been to Turkey. The turks are rude people, and they always will
> be. I'm not racist or anything, but we only met about 4 nice turkish
> people.

I've been about 5 times and they always asked my dad if they can marry me or swap me for camels, pfft like my dad hasn't got enough camels to look after. I also found they cannot do enough to help you but they are very persuasive. They practically drag you into their shop or restaurant. I do love going to Turkey.

I've been to Turkey. The turks are rude people, and they always will be. I'm not racist or anything, but we only met about 4 nice turkish people.

Oh, and that russian guy and his spoilt daughter who stole the last of the pancakes :(

And the fat german sunbathers.