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"Girl Trouble - Please Help"

HI all. I like a girl, so i got her number off a mate and texted her...twice. No reply. I have since learnt that the girl does not have a top up on her phone so its normal she doesnt text back. She ignored me in school but seems to take a glance sometimes. Does she like me? I need some positive thoughts, thanks alot, my fellow, loyal people.

Awoke, I did, with an almighty groan.
Awoke, not long before, the sun, it had shone
Upon the dog eggs of my morning
My morning carved in the light of such a shiny shawl,
All covered in the glish of wonder
And the gloop of despair.

Downstairs I trod to fetch my breakfast
Two bowls of broth and some dog eggs in a cup.
Back up to my bed to eat them in comfort
And to bless the beginning of my day

Then downstairs and ontoward my computer I go,
Do I not think, sure it is warm! sure it is bright! sure it is great!
OUTSIDE!
No I do not, for coursework I have and must do
So to my computer I go
And attach my eyes like the glue of my dog eggs

To 4th base and beyond maybe

Be more assertive perhaps

Y'know try and share interests or get a convo going ... worked for me :D

Lard Funkelstein wrote:
> I get the point, nice ass, though saying it's like the Moon makes me
> think of an ass with piles (shudder)
>
> Is she 'out of your league' ?

Don't think so, i think its possible. We'd be great together. Its just getting together thats the problem.

I get the point, nice ass, though saying it's like the Moon makes me think of an ass with piles (shudder)

Is she 'out of your league' ?

I think im not bad!

SnoopDogg wrote:
> I'd love a trip to the moon though :P (Thats a metaphore)

hahaha, you're rubbish

J Nash wrote:
> Lard Funkelstein wrote:
> 15 = best age ;)
>
> ye..no
>
> p.s. snoop dog, whoever taught you about the moon should be shot.

I'd love a trip to the moon though :P (Thats a metaphore)

Lard Funkelstein wrote:
> SnoopDogg wrote:
> Lard Funkelstein wrote:
>
>
> 0 0 - lady chestage, nice bum ?
>
> That area is best compared to the moon, soft, round and curvy...
>
> ..Full of holes and made of cheese
>
> Nah, sorry, just joking

Lol, my cheese? Na, im not like that, im clean!

Lard Funkelstein wrote:
> 15 = best age ;)

ye..no

p.s. snoop dog, whoever taught you about the moon should be shot.

SnoopDogg wrote:
> Not too orange, slightly orange yes, but it's really not as bad as
> some people.

in other words she's orange.
Everyone's always going "yeah but she's not as orange as >whoever<", then someone else will say the opposite.