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"Nash"

I was watching some sort of "When Cars Crash at High Speed!" thing on Channel 5 last night, and when it ended, I was shocked to discover it was made by "Nash Entertainment"

I was just wondering what your next projects are going to be, and I look forward to watching them fill up Channel 5's schedule for the rest of eternity.

He was probably just transporting it, thought it would be an easy way of making a thousand bucks or so. Any other day he would have been sweet. I can't remember what he was pulled over for though.

Grix Thraves wrote:
> But still.. 15Lbs? That's just like, one night, right?

He was obviously a dealer.

15lbs is 240 ounces. Dealers usually buy what's called "nine bars," and that's 9 ounces and it costs, depending on what it was, about £250 I think. So he had over £6k's worth.

So for the amount he had on him, you can't really feel sorry for him that much.

One of my mates is a trainee police man, and he was telling me what the patrol cars get up to when they're bored.

He said sometimes the play snooker. They'll pull a red car over, and if they have their license on them, they'll get a point. After this they get to go for a colour.

Not sure if it's true, but it wouldn't surprise me if it was.

Oh that's quite a bit :D Didn't hear how much he had.

I'd ask you why you were watching it, but I wasn't even sure myself.

But still.. 15Lbs? That's just like, one night, right?

It was still horrific to watch.

I had a few that really didn't want to go either. If they said please I'd sometimes let them off with just a slap on the wrist.

It was 15 Lbs of cannabis :P

But yeah, I felt so sorry for the guy. He really didn't want to go to jail.

Actually there was a really, really heartbreaking point in it that really made me think, somewhat unintentionally on their behalf.

But basically, a guy was speeding. No biggy, not that much, but he gets pulled over, he gets searched, and he's got some cannabis on him, and from what the Sheriff is saying, he's going to go to jail.

So the cop takes him back to sit in the car (while the video and audio is still recording) and goes back to search some more. At which point, the guy breaks down.

He starts crying, and I don't mean sobbing, I mean absolutely hysterical. At which point, this 'crazy' clown sort of music starts playing, and the Sheriff says something like 'let's listen to how ridiculous he is!'

At which point the guy is screaming, screaming at himself, screaming at God, shouting "HELP ME! GOD HELP ME! PLEASE! HELP ME!"

It was really unsettling, wondering to myself what exactly he'd done wrong, silly 'donk boing' music playing in the background, and the Sheriff saying "He got what he deserved"

Shook me.

Bullett wrote:
"John Burnell should narrate every reality TV show."

...he does.

smv wrote:
> Narrated by Texan Sheriff John Burnell? The guy is a redneck legend.

Haha, I love that bloke.

"This idiot was looking for a fast way out of here, but all he got was a fast ride straight to jail!"

John Burnell should narrate every reality TV show.