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So, for the first time since about October I'm going to get my hair cut. It was all funky until a few weeks ago, but then went all blarg and fnuzlenuzle and schlingooch and swoolswip.
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Not the easiest thing to do, representing hair in word form. But that's how it went. And there's not a goddamn thing you can do about it.
I hate doing it, as all true men do. Terrible business, with the comb and the scissors and the mirror-mirror yapedy-yap-yap.
Thing is, I have no idea what to do with it.
And seeing as I'll probably going to a £5 round-the-corner shop of dark, possibly back-room murder / ritual / general nastiness, I can't really get anything good.
And the guy gets a bit p!ssed off if you just ask for ... y'know ... a haircut, mate. As you would expect.
Thing is (again) that I do. Just want a haircut. Less hair. That's kinda the whole point.
And yeah, so that's that.
Advise / mock / hump this magnificent representation of me.
Or wait right there, and I'll try and find someone who cares.
Oh hi!
No, no bumsex today, sorry!
Cheers!
Anyone else?
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Not the easiest thing to do, representing hair in word form. But that's how it went. And there's not a goddamn thing you can do about it.
I hate doing it, as all true men do. Terrible business, with the comb and the scissors and the mirror-mirror yapedy-yap-yap.
Thing is, I have no idea what to do with it.
And seeing as I'll probably going to a £5 round-the-corner shop of dark, possibly back-room murder / ritual / general nastiness, I can't really get anything good.
And the guy gets a bit p!ssed off if you just ask for ... y'know ... a haircut, mate. As you would expect.
Thing is (again) that I do. Just want a haircut. Less hair. That's kinda the whole point.
And yeah, so that's that.
Advise / mock / hump this magnificent representation of me.
Or wait right there, and I'll try and find someone who cares.
Oh hi!
No, no bumsex today, sorry!
Cheers!
Anyone else?
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I had my hair cut today. I'm a sexy biatch.
I am attempting to acquire some more hair (please don't dive in with the obvious jabs, folks), although at the moment I look like a washed up 60s rocker who hasn't dyed his roots in decades.
I don't like mine either. Hold me.
I really hate it now.
It looks like a how a woman would get their hair cut if they wanted it short.
I didn't know that was possible ... but at least something good has come of this.
Might randomly attack it with some scissors.
It looks like a how a woman would get their hair cut if they wanted it short.
I didn't know that was possible ... but at least something good has come of this.
Might randomly attack it with some scissors.
From the end of last summer i started growing my hair and slicking it back. After six months I went for my first haircut. Told them exactly how I normally style it / how I'm growing it, and asked them to give me a small trim and thin the rest out. It came out wonderful.
Hoju wrote:
> Grow an afro you dweeb. Like me.
Impossible, plus I don't want to look like you.
> Grow an afro you dweeb. Like me.
Impossible, plus I don't want to look like you.
phi11ip wrote:
> Go to a male hairdressers, that way you can ask the gay guy
That's what I don't understand.
Why are all male hairdressers gay?
They're filled with hot women!
> Go to a male hairdressers, that way you can ask the gay guy
That's what I don't understand.
Why are all male hairdressers gay?
They're filled with hot women!
read the what?
What? Can't you read the incredibly small print?
Now you tell me.
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