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Doctors in Romania are treating a 28-year-old whose penis exploded while he was making love to his girlfriend. Ilarie Coroiu was taken to hospital in the Transylvanian town of Cluj after his girlfriend, Magdalena, 18, "felt something strange" and noticed that the bed was covered in blood. Dr Angela Domocos, head of the accident and emergency department at Cluj General Hospital, said: "It is very rare for this to happen. We call it an exploded penis because it happens when the blood cavities in the penis burst. "I dont know what this couple were playing at, but there must have been tremendous pressure inside the penis to make this happen." Mr Coroiu is now recovering after an operation to stop the bleeding
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Time_Warp wrote:
> Just as well it didn't happen during oral... that would have left a
> bitter taste in his girls mouth...literally.
Copper. Blood tastes like copper. Mine does anyway.
Paradox: wrote:
>
> The poor, poor guy. At least she didnt cut it off while he slept and
> throw it out of a moving car like my girlfriend did.
That used to happen in... you've guessed it - Thailand in the 70s. I read it *somewhere*.
> Just as well it didn't happen during oral... that would have left a
> bitter taste in his girls mouth...literally.
Copper. Blood tastes like copper. Mine does anyway.
Paradox: wrote:
>
> The poor, poor guy. At least she didnt cut it off while he slept and
> throw it out of a moving car like my girlfriend did.
That used to happen in... you've guessed it - Thailand in the 70s. I read it *somewhere*.
Land of the vampires.
Cong_Man wrote:
Ilarie Coroiu was taken
> to hospital in the Transylvanian town of Cluj after his girlfriend,
> Magdalena, 18, "felt something strange"
You would've thought the guy would have felt it too. I'm sure we're all at risk while at it - that bulging sensation does occur when things get a bit warm. Ah well, only in Transylvania.
Ilarie Coroiu was taken
> to hospital in the Transylvanian town of Cluj after his girlfriend,
> Magdalena, 18, "felt something strange"
You would've thought the guy would have felt it too. I'm sure we're all at risk while at it - that bulging sensation does occur when things get a bit warm. Ah well, only in Transylvania.
Poor guy. Good thing I've already eaten.
So very wrong. *Cringes*.
That's just plain nasty. Good thing I can count on you guys for my daily dose of horror stories.
These stories have never made me actually cringe until now. Seriously has left me feeling wrong.
Cong_Man wrote:
> We call it an exploded penis because it
> happens when the blood cavities in the penis burst.
Amazingly imaginative medical terms.
"We call it an exploding banana because the banana...exploded"
> We call it an exploded penis because it
> happens when the blood cavities in the penis burst.
Amazingly imaginative medical terms.
"We call it an exploding banana because the banana...exploded"
Reminds me of the sex scenes in the Scary Movie films when the guy shoots his load and its like an explosion...but this is real, and its sick.
Just as well it didn't happen during oral... that would have left a bitter taste in his girls mouth...literally.
Just as well it didn't happen during oral... that would have left a bitter taste in his girls mouth...literally.
No because you're repulsive :-p
The poor, poor guy. At least she didnt cut it off while he slept and throw it out of a moving car like my girlfriend did.
The poor, poor guy. At least she didnt cut it off while he slept and throw it out of a moving car like my girlfriend did.
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