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So, Lucy's in California and I'm now at a loose end. Honestly, after not sending any siginificant time apart for the last two years I really don't know what to do. I have the house to myself, the TV to myself, the Internet connection to myself...all things I've missed but I'm already bored with them.
What do I do now???
What do I do now???
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So, Lucy's in California and I'm now at a loose end. Honestly, after not sending any siginificant time apart for the last two years I really don't know what to do. I have the house to myself, the TV to myself, the Internet connection to myself...all things I've missed but I'm already bored with them.
What do I do now???
What do I do now???
Watch porn, eat fatty goods andplay games in your underwear.
Surely time to yourself is what every couple needs. When EB isn't here, everything seems so boring but it does mean I can get my washing done, and sorting out some stuff, which...erm..needs to be sorted. My bed feels huge even though it's a single.
Has she gone for 2 weeks?
Why don't you decorate the front room/kitchen/bedroom as a surprise for her. It'll keep you busy thats for sure.
Go out and see friends you haven't seen for a while, go to the gym, read a book...
Has she gone for 2 weeks?
Why don't you decorate the front room/kitchen/bedroom as a surprise for her. It'll keep you busy thats for sure.
Go out and see friends you haven't seen for a while, go to the gym, read a book...
Lawrence wrote:
> Why don't you decorate the front room/kitchen/bedroom as a surprise
> for her. It'll keep you busy thats for sure.
Or you could just cut your testes off; it'd be quicker and amounts to much the same thing...
(Goaty, pandy; before you say a thing, I did the house under duress, did the bare minimum, and got good, old fashioned fellatio out of it)
What should you do? Do what I'm planning on doing when Mrs Light goes away for the weekend; play WoW until my eyes bleed.
> Why don't you decorate the front room/kitchen/bedroom as a surprise
> for her. It'll keep you busy thats for sure.
Or you could just cut your testes off; it'd be quicker and amounts to much the same thing...
(Goaty, pandy; before you say a thing, I did the house under duress, did the bare minimum, and got good, old fashioned fellatio out of it)
What should you do? Do what I'm planning on doing when Mrs Light goes away for the weekend; play WoW until my eyes bleed.
Light wrote:
> (Goaty, pandy; before you say a thing, I did the house under
> duress, did the bare minimum, and got good, old fashioned fellatio
> out of it)
It never crossed my mind.....
> What should you do? Do what I'm planning on doing when Mrs Light goes
> away for the weekend; play WoW until my eyes bleed.
Mrs Pandaemonium is going away for a week too. Beer, take aways, WoW. Can't wait.
> (Goaty, pandy; before you say a thing, I did the house under
> duress, did the bare minimum, and got good, old fashioned fellatio
> out of it)
It never crossed my mind.....
> What should you do? Do what I'm planning on doing when Mrs Light goes
> away for the weekend; play WoW until my eyes bleed.
Mrs Pandaemonium is going away for a week too. Beer, take aways, WoW. Can't wait.
SHEEPY wrote:
> Watch porn, eat fatty goods and play games in your underwear.
Yep, nobody to walk in on you and you can play games on the big lounge TV instead of being banished into the back room.
I'm getting a new TV soon. Buy a TV, I'm sure she'll like that.
> Watch porn, eat fatty goods and play games in your underwear.
Yep, nobody to walk in on you and you can play games on the big lounge TV instead of being banished into the back room.
I'm getting a new TV soon. Buy a TV, I'm sure she'll like that.
phi11ip wrote:
> SHEEPY wrote:
> Watch porn, eat fatty goods and play games in your underwear.
>
> Yep, nobody to walk in on you and you can play games on the big
> lounge TV instead of being banished into the back room.
>
> I'm getting a new TV soon. Buy a TV, I'm sure she'll like that.
Only one problem. Lucy gave her mother a door key :-|
Lawrence wrote:
> Surely time to yourself is what every couple needs. When EB isn't
> here, everything seems so boring but it does mean I can get my
> washing done, and sorting out some stuff, which...erm..needs to be
> sorted. My bed feels huge even though it's a single.
You mean you don't do the housework together? Sheesh, you got a bum deal, I split the housewrok 50/50 with Lucy. Good Job too, as we haven't spent any time apart in nearly two years, we'd stink by now if we didn't.
> Has she gone for 2 weeks?
1 week and 2 days. I'm counting the seconds...
> Why don't you decorate the front room/kitchen/bedroom as a surprise
> for her. It'll keep you busy thats for sure.
She would kill me. We just got it the colour she wanted it...
> Go out and see friends you haven't seen for a while,
I don't have any. Left them all in Nottingham and I'm too skint to get back there.
> go to the gym,
In the immortal words of Homer Simpson 'What's a gyme?'
> read a book...
Won't keep me busy for long.
More novel suggestions required please.
> SHEEPY wrote:
> Watch porn, eat fatty goods and play games in your underwear.
>
> Yep, nobody to walk in on you and you can play games on the big
> lounge TV instead of being banished into the back room.
>
> I'm getting a new TV soon. Buy a TV, I'm sure she'll like that.
Only one problem. Lucy gave her mother a door key :-|
Lawrence wrote:
> Surely time to yourself is what every couple needs. When EB isn't
> here, everything seems so boring but it does mean I can get my
> washing done, and sorting out some stuff, which...erm..needs to be
> sorted. My bed feels huge even though it's a single.
You mean you don't do the housework together? Sheesh, you got a bum deal, I split the housewrok 50/50 with Lucy. Good Job too, as we haven't spent any time apart in nearly two years, we'd stink by now if we didn't.
> Has she gone for 2 weeks?
1 week and 2 days. I'm counting the seconds...
> Why don't you decorate the front room/kitchen/bedroom as a surprise
> for her. It'll keep you busy thats for sure.
She would kill me. We just got it the colour she wanted it...
> Go out and see friends you haven't seen for a while,
I don't have any. Left them all in Nottingham and I'm too skint to get back there.
> go to the gym,
In the immortal words of Homer Simpson 'What's a gyme?'
> read a book...
Won't keep me busy for long.
More novel suggestions required please.
Cong_Man wrote:
> You mean you don't do the housework together? Sheesh, you got a bum
> deal, I split the housewrok 50/50 with Lucy.
We don't live together.
> You mean you don't do the housework together? Sheesh, you got a bum
> deal, I split the housewrok 50/50 with Lucy.
We don't live together.
Lawrence wrote:
> Cong_Man wrote:
> You mean you don't do the housework together? Sheesh, you got a bum
> deal, I split the housewrok 50/50 with Lucy.
>
> We don't live together.
Even so. You need to get him under your thumb, or you'll be cleaning up after him for the rest of your life.
> Cong_Man wrote:
> You mean you don't do the housework together? Sheesh, you got a bum
> deal, I split the housewrok 50/50 with Lucy.
>
> We don't live together.
Even so. You need to get him under your thumb, or you'll be cleaning up after him for the rest of your life.
Well.....He does do the washing up when he's at my house. Purely because he hates mess.
Also, he gets up in the night to get me drinks, but thats only because if he don't I'll moan and make him feel bad.
Also, he gets up in the night to get me drinks, but thats only because if he don't I'll moan and make him feel bad.
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