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So they took the Carling 12-crate for £7.26 off special offer at Tesco so I had to spend £8.98 on a 12 thingy of Fosters. I'm not happy.

The weather was nice so we sat outside, until it became cold and several people died due to frostbite and the police came and took us hostage because my friend has a tan and looks like an iraqi but he's really just from Burnley.

We went on a beer run to the shop and offered two kids money to fight for our amusement but they wouldnt. We offered them £250 and they declined. We offered beer and crack and they said no. Their parents must have raised them wrong. Poor kids.

I dont remember a lot except being skanked my the Taxi driver who played the amarillo song 18 times. I hate him.


Yeah.

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-_V wrote:
> I find the most erotic part of a woman are the boobies.

Nice use of a futurama quote. Might as well stick one in here for the sake of it.

Zoidberg: Okay Fry, we'll need to insert this camera into your body and take a look around.

*Fry opens his mouth*

Zoidberg: Guess again.

As a Tesco employee, I am required to say something along the lines of:

"How the f*** should I know!?"

etc

That is EB’s special Grolsch, dear.

Carling is awful, even worse than Stella and that is flavoured with a tang of excrement.

That was a bit random?

I find the most erotic part of a woman are the boobies.

Indeed.

I won't ask no one to check, cos all they do is stand out the back, have a fag, then come back and say 'sorry we aint got any'

There can only be one explanation - Lazy staff.

We went in twice and there was none..about 2 weeks apart.