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Guys, it's been a nice few centuries, but it's finally over.
Like a defeated and outclassed Man United, our long reign at the top is giving way to bitter failure.
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Ah well, time to find myself a rich wife to take care of me :^(
Like a defeated and outclassed Man United, our long reign at the top is giving way to bitter failure.
[URL]http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4471763.stm[/URL]
Ah well, time to find myself a rich wife to take care of me :^(
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FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> If it gets a bit crowded, we could always throw a few weapons down
> and get them to hunt eachother. A few hours with no cake should push
> them over the edge.
Or, when they go for free cosmetic surgery, we could implant chips in their head and cameras in their eyes, so we could remote control them down there.
Add weapons and it'd be the perfect FPS.
> If it gets a bit crowded, we could always throw a few weapons down
> and get them to hunt eachother. A few hours with no cake should push
> them over the edge.
Or, when they go for free cosmetic surgery, we could implant chips in their head and cameras in their eyes, so we could remote control them down there.
Add weapons and it'd be the perfect FPS.
Stryke wrote:
> I could be a kept man. No problem. She can earn the money and I'll sit
> on my todd and play Zelda and watch films. Awesome. She still has to
> give birth and all that marlarky, but she's also got to provide for
> me. Hah.
>
> I'll make her hire a cook and a maid. But hot ones. Sorted.
You know your cook and maid will probably be men, who need the second income for their families.
Still, I'm sure she'll get you hot men :^P
> I could be a kept man. No problem. She can earn the money and I'll sit
> on my todd and play Zelda and watch films. Awesome. She still has to
> give birth and all that marlarky, but she's also got to provide for
> me. Hah.
>
> I'll make her hire a cook and a maid. But hot ones. Sorted.
You know your cook and maid will probably be men, who need the second income for their families.
Still, I'm sure she'll get you hot men :^P
Mumbai Duck wrote:
> Hmm, once you got a few in there, the fat ones would cushion the fall
> for everyone else.
A puzzle for sure.
I know ... we'll actually put a soft landing for them all. And then dig a tunnel with "free food!" written above it. They'll all run down the tunnel and we can dispatch of them in some kind of blender or furnace.
> Ah well, we could monitor them, it'd be a scientific experiment in a
> real troglodite colony, and it's be a bit like big brother.
If it gets a bit crowded, we could always throw a few weapons down and get them to hunt eachother. A few hours with no cake should push them over the edge.
> Maybe the winner could get actual cosmetic surgery
I'd be happy to do the honours.
> Hmm, once you got a few in there, the fat ones would cushion the fall
> for everyone else.
A puzzle for sure.
I know ... we'll actually put a soft landing for them all. And then dig a tunnel with "free food!" written above it. They'll all run down the tunnel and we can dispatch of them in some kind of blender or furnace.
> Ah well, we could monitor them, it'd be a scientific experiment in a
> real troglodite colony, and it's be a bit like big brother.
If it gets a bit crowded, we could always throw a few weapons down and get them to hunt eachother. A few hours with no cake should push them over the edge.
> Maybe the winner could get actual cosmetic surgery
I'd be happy to do the honours.
I could be a kept man. No problem. She can earn the money and I'll sit on my todd and play Zelda and watch films. Awesome. She still has to give birth and all that marlarky, but she's also got to provide for me. Hah.
I'll make her hire a cook and a maid. But hot ones. Sorted.
I'll make her hire a cook and a maid. But hot ones. Sorted.
FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> Ahaha, those foolish females won't know what hit 'em.
> Well ... they could probably take a guess at "the jaggedy, rocky
> bottom of a big hole", but still ...
Hmm, once you got a few in there, the fat ones would cushion the fall for everyone else.
Ah well, we could monitor them, it'd be a scientific experiment in a real troglodite colony, and it's be a bit like big brother.
Maybe the winner could get actual cosmetic surgery
> Ahaha, those foolish females won't know what hit 'em.
> Well ... they could probably take a guess at "the jaggedy, rocky
> bottom of a big hole", but still ...
Hmm, once you got a few in there, the fat ones would cushion the fall for everyone else.
Ah well, we could monitor them, it'd be a scientific experiment in a real troglodite colony, and it's be a bit like big brother.
Maybe the winner could get actual cosmetic surgery
Mumbai Duck wrote:
> Man slavery doesn't sound fun though.
>
> Maybe we should have women slavery, make them think they're
> 'employed', but pay them really low wages and keep all the good stuff
> for me.
> Ahem, 'us'.
Well, it worked pretty well for a while.
Let's try it again.
> Or send them all e-mails:
> Dear woman,
> pwned.
Wow, it's like the perfect solution for everything.
That'll confuse them for years:
"So, like, I totally just got this, like, totally weird email off this guy I don't even know. I mean, what's up with that?"
"I have no idea - I mean, what does he think he's up to?"
"Maybe he, like, totally fancies you!"
"Wow, like, wow. You think so?"
"Yeah, but, like, doesn't he sound a bit weird?"
etc etc etc
An exact impression of what will happen.
Exact.
> Man slavery doesn't sound fun though.
>
> Maybe we should have women slavery, make them think they're
> 'employed', but pay them really low wages and keep all the good stuff
> for me.
> Ahem, 'us'.
Well, it worked pretty well for a while.
Let's try it again.
> Or send them all e-mails:
> Dear woman,
> pwned.
Wow, it's like the perfect solution for everything.
That'll confuse them for years:
"So, like, I totally just got this, like, totally weird email off this guy I don't even know. I mean, what's up with that?"
"I have no idea - I mean, what does he think he's up to?"
"Maybe he, like, totally fancies you!"
"Wow, like, wow. You think so?"
"Yeah, but, like, doesn't he sound a bit weird?"
etc etc etc
An exact impression of what will happen.
Exact.
Ahaha, those foolish females won't know what hit 'em.
Well ... they could probably take a guess at "the jaggedy, rocky bottom of a big hole", but still ...
Well ... they could probably take a guess at "the jaggedy, rocky bottom of a big hole", but still ...
Man slavery doesn't sound fun though.
Maybe we should have women slavery, make them think they're 'employed', but pay them really low wages and keep all the good stuff for me.
Ahem, 'us'.
Or send them all e-mails:
Dear woman,
pwned.
Maybe we should have women slavery, make them think they're 'employed', but pay them really low wages and keep all the good stuff for me.
Ahem, 'us'.
Or send them all e-mails:
Dear woman,
pwned.
Genius!
You get digging and I'll find a tent
You get digging and I'll find a tent
Oh, what a terrible picture of the future.
I take back my earlier suggestion, in favour of practical man-slavery plus hot wimmens.
Maybe we could get rid of the fatties and uggers somehow.
I'm thinking some kind of free plastic surgery service - but the tent is actually hiding a massive hole in the ground.
That should do it.
I take back my earlier suggestion, in favour of practical man-slavery plus hot wimmens.
Maybe we could get rid of the fatties and uggers somehow.
I'm thinking some kind of free plastic surgery service - but the tent is actually hiding a massive hole in the ground.
That should do it.
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