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Outside of a dog, reading is a mans best friend.
Inside a dog, its too dark to read.
Three men walk into a resturant, and each have a fantastic time. There bill turns out to be thirty quid, so they all pay ten each. The waiter goes back to the head chef, who says the men have been overcharged. Their bill should've been twenty five pounds. The waiter decides to keep two pound for himself, and gives the men one pound each.
Take the three pounds, add the two and it comes to 29!? Wheres the other pound gone?
A blonde was found dead in the middle of the road, clutching a net.
"What happened?" asked a officer.
"Isn't it simple?" replied the chief
"No"
"She was tryin to catch a bus"
Bud-dum-tsch!
> Lard Funkelstein wrote:
> and the restaurant one wasn't funny.
>
> The restaurant one isn't sposed to be funny.
>
> Riddle me this, riddle me that, who's afraid of the big, black
> bat?!
me
> all your tiny miniscule brains
My, that is small.
> and the restaurant one wasn't funny.
The restaurant one isn't sposed to be funny.
Riddle me this, riddle me that, who's afraid of the big, black bat?!
> Three jokes in one
>
> They deteriated at a nice steady rate
>
> Blonde joke was awful. The dog thing was sufferable and the
> restaurant one wasn't funny.
>
> You'll have to do better than that to earn your 'Bad-um-ch' rights
The resturant one was pureley made to rack all your tiny miniscule brains, the dog thing is just the truth and the blonde is a true story
> There bill turns out to be thirty quid, so they all pay ten each. The
> waiter goes back to the head chef, who says the men have been
> overcharged. Their bill should've been twenty five pounds. The waiter
> decides to keep two pound for himself, and gives the men one pound
> each.
> Take the three pounds, add the two and it comes to 29!? Wheres the
> other pound gone?
25 + 3 + 2 = 30
> That sad thing is I read the first sentance and pressed back on the
> browser.
But then you pressed forward so you could post that.
They deteriated at a nice steady rate
Blonde joke was awful. The dog thing was sufferable and the restaurant one wasn't funny.
You'll have to do better than that to earn your 'Bad-um-ch' rights