Viewing Thread:
"!SEX!"

There, now that got your attention:

Outside of a dog, reading is a mans best friend.
Inside a dog, its too dark to read.


Three men walk into a resturant, and each have a fantastic time. There bill turns out to be thirty quid, so they all pay ten each. The waiter goes back to the head chef, who says the men have been overcharged. Their bill should've been twenty five pounds. The waiter decides to keep two pound for himself, and gives the men one pound each.
Take the three pounds, add the two and it comes to 29!? Wheres the other pound gone?

A blonde was found dead in the middle of the road, clutching a net.
"What happened?" asked a officer.
"Isn't it simple?" replied the chief
"No"
"She was tryin to catch a bus"

Bud-dum-tsch!

of course!

Oh, I see now.

That riddle is crap. It's like me saying, "I've got 20, I take 10 and add 10. I've got 5000, why?"

Riddles are meant to make some sort of sense...

Lard Funkelstein wrote:
> Hmm ... the word is b - a - t

So it is.

I'll edit.

See, it works! Just the wrong way.....

JFH wrote:
> MrGlitch wrote:
> There bill turns out to be thirty quid, so they all pay ten each.
> The
> waiter goes back to the head chef, who says the men have been
> overcharged. Their bill should've been twenty five pounds. The
> waiter
> decides to keep two pound for himself, and gives the men one pound
> each.
> Take the three pounds, add the two and it comes to 29!? Wheres the
> other pound gone?
>
> 25 + 3 + 2 = 30

I'm actually finding it harder to get the total to 29! I got 30 straight away, but I can't get 29 at all!

English_Bloke wrote:
> Ms NY wrote:
> Riddle me this, riddle me that, who's afraid of the big, black
> bat?!
>
> If the cat's a panther, then...me!

Hmm ... the word is b - a - t

Lard Funkelstein wrote:
> *huff*
>
> You know the big black bat was always my biggest fear

Poor you..

MrGlitch wrote:
> the blonde is a true story

course it is.

*huff*

You know the big black bat was always my biggest fear

Ms NY wrote:
> Riddle me this, riddle me that, who's afraid of the big, black
> bat?!

If the bat's a panther, then...me!