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I actually managed to sell a gym membership! Well, three actually.
Gone are the days that I show 16-year-old chavs round on their free day passes...no, seriously, those days are gone; that's what I did yesterday. Now I actually sell stuff!
Got about 40 quid for an hours work with commission and stuff.
Still feels mildly embarrassing handing out free crisps to promote the place.
Gone are the days that I show 16-year-old chavs round on their free day passes...no, seriously, those days are gone; that's what I did yesterday. Now I actually sell stuff!
Got about 40 quid for an hours work with commission and stuff.
Still feels mildly embarrassing handing out free crisps to promote the place.
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Lard Funkelstein wrote:
> Lawrence : "Comes in with some sex reference" points
> suggestively to bed ...
>
> Scene fades to black
>
> (EDIT - I realise you sold 3 gym memberships not 3 crisp packets)
Infront of his mum?
> Lawrence : "Comes in with some sex reference" points
> suggestively to bed ...
>
> Scene fades to black
>
> (EDIT - I realise you sold 3 gym memberships not 3 crisp packets)
Infront of his mum?
Lard Funkelstein wrote:
> Grams eh?
>
> Metric tonnes are the real man's dosage
Apparently for you...
> Grams eh?
>
> Metric tonnes are the real man's dosage
Apparently for you...
English_Bloke wrote:
> I do that too, but it's always to people who we've got numbers from
> rather then cold-calling.
Ah, we have the little 'data books' but they are just randoms.
They do have 'existing customer' books which are easier to get leads from because the people have already said yes before and are more likely to say yes again, whereas the people i ring usually hang up before you can say much...in which case i ring them back and say 'oh dear the phone seemed to go dead' and they say 'no i hung up on you' and i say 'that was a bit rude wasn't it sir' and then they usually hang up again!
> I do that too, but it's always to people who we've got numbers from
> rather then cold-calling.
Ah, we have the little 'data books' but they are just randoms.
They do have 'existing customer' books which are easier to get leads from because the people have already said yes before and are more likely to say yes again, whereas the people i ring usually hang up before you can say much...in which case i ring them back and say 'oh dear the phone seemed to go dead' and they say 'no i hung up on you' and i say 'that was a bit rude wasn't it sir' and then they usually hang up again!
Grams eh?
Metric tonnes are the real man's dosage
Metric tonnes are the real man's dosage
Lard Funkelstein wrote:
> EB : "Why just yesterday I sold three packets of crisps"
They're free! Neeer!
> EB : "Why just yesterday I sold three packets of crisps"
They're free! Neeer!
Lard Funkelstein wrote:
> Now THAT'S a job with prospects. The prospect to make pocketmoney
>
> fwahahahaha
>
> Sorry, all your neigh and baa jokes currupted my mind
>
> On a more serious note, a great job to tell the folks about.
>
> EB : "Why just yesterday I sold three packets of crisps"
>
> EB Mum : "Good lord"
>
> EB : "Impressive eh? They were Worcestershire Sauce too"
>
> Lawrence : "Comes in with some sex reference" points
> suggestively to bed ...
>
> Scene fades to black
People recommend you how much to smoke in grams not kilos.
> Now THAT'S a job with prospects. The prospect to make pocketmoney
>
> fwahahahaha
>
> Sorry, all your neigh and baa jokes currupted my mind
>
> On a more serious note, a great job to tell the folks about.
>
> EB : "Why just yesterday I sold three packets of crisps"
>
> EB Mum : "Good lord"
>
> EB : "Impressive eh? They were Worcestershire Sauce too"
>
> Lawrence : "Comes in with some sex reference" points
> suggestively to bed ...
>
> Scene fades to black
People recommend you how much to smoke in grams not kilos.
I do a fair bit, but most of it is dull. I enjoy the touring people round the club most.
Selling can be good sometimes too.
Selling can be good sometimes too.
The Wardy wrote:
> And i get minimum wage unless i get 12 or more people to say yes
> (harder than it sounds) and then i can get up to £12.50 an hour
Some say yes just to get you to go away.
I always feel really gutted for people like you.
> And i get minimum wage unless i get 12 or more people to say yes
> (harder than it sounds) and then i can get up to £12.50 an hour
Some say yes just to get you to go away.
I always feel really gutted for people like you.
Now THAT'S a job with prospects. The prospect to make pocketmoney
fwahahahaha
Sorry, all your neigh and baa jokes corrupted my mind
On a more serious note, a great job to tell the folks about.
EB : "Why just yesterday I sold three packets of crisps"
EB Mum : "Good lord"
EB : "Impressive eh? They were Worcestershire Sauce too"
Lawrence : "Comes in with some sex reference" points suggestively to bed ...
Scene fades to black
(EDIT - I realise you sold 3 gym memberships not 3 crisp packets)
fwahahahaha
Sorry, all your neigh and baa jokes corrupted my mind
On a more serious note, a great job to tell the folks about.
EB : "Why just yesterday I sold three packets of crisps"
EB Mum : "Good lord"
EB : "Impressive eh? They were Worcestershire Sauce too"
Lawrence : "Comes in with some sex reference" points suggestively to bed ...
Scene fades to black
(EDIT - I realise you sold 3 gym memberships not 3 crisp packets)
I do that too, but it's always to people who we've got numbers from rather then cold-calling.
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