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"First sale today!"

I actually managed to sell a gym membership! Well, three actually.

Gone are the days that I show 16-year-old chavs round on their free day passes...no, seriously, those days are gone; that's what I did yesterday. Now I actually sell stuff!

Got about 40 quid for an hours work with commission and stuff.

Still feels mildly embarrassing handing out free crisps to promote the place.

Reefer wrote:
> I could've sworn you were a copper, EB.

Where have you been? He left in Janurary

I could've sworn you were a copper, EB.

Yeah baby i got my first lead yesterday!

(Also rang someone up and he got annoyed and said 'Oh Well Done, yo've woke my mums baby up now...(pause)...yeah im talking to you')

Free crisps sell.

8.2

Once. One time only. It's not like I called him a lot. Once. Maybe twice.

I can hear you judging me.

That's alright then.

Poor Strykey-baby.

Stryke was lonely

'private'

hmmm...you know I don't agree with them phone lines!

I wasn't. I'd finished all my work with loads of time to spare. I cleaned the office to pass time and then went out and offered to wash up the cups for reception. They all think I'm mad, but they like having me about.

I like to be busy because the time goes by much quicker.

I did sneak in a few private phonecalls while still working. On my own phone I hasten to add.