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Fri 15/04/05 at 13:12
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In just a few weeks, we in the UK will get to choose which group of egocentric, self-serving, utterly corrupt and venal suits full of **** all will enrich themselves at our expense. Even as I write this, the various political leaders are trolling round the country, engaging in whatever piece of populist bullplop they think will dazzle the plebs enough to get them off their cellulite-ridden, Netto-fuelled backsides and waddle to the nearest polling station to cack-handedly scrawl an X next to the liar of their choice. It's that most fabulous of times in the political calendar; it's the General Election.

I suppose the first thing that needs to be said from my point of view (aside from "Jesus Christ, have I REALLY been churning out vitriol for over 4 years? I've just re-read the rants I wrote leading up to the last election and...well, I was hoping I'd have grown less angry over the years. Not, as it would appear, more so...) is that in this coming election we at least have the illusion of greater choice. Last time round, it was a one horse race between Labour and nobody else. The Tories were being lead to national mediocrity by a smirking Yorkshire dwarf named Hague. The Libdems...well, let's be honest here; not many people either knew or cared what the Libdems were up to, and were only dimly aware that a plump, ginger Scots gentleman was quietly campaigning for people to vote for him. If you lived in Scotland, Northern Ireland, or Wales, you had the additional choice of that nation's Nationalist party. It was obvious that Labour would walk to victory, and as such it was difficult to care (though God knows, I tried to...).

This time round, things are looking somewhat different. The political map seems to have opened up a little; aside from the above mentioned parties (of whom more later) we also have the increasing influence of the various "Darkies are bad and evil and should all be deported before they rape your budgie and bomb your Gran" parties; UKIP, the BNP, and Kilory's Veritas (or Vanitas to give it it's more accurate name) form the vanguard of this movement. The net effect of all of these parties will almost certainly be to steal a chunk of the chav vote from the Tories and Labour. Whether or not they actually gain anything in terms of Parliamentary seats is another matter; I suspect not, as they're all squabbling for votes among the same target group. However, there is a good chance that they will steal Labour and the Tories' thunder on immigration by splitting the racist vote 4 ways and rendering it irrelevant. Which would make this the single only worthwhile thing that Kilroy has ever achieved in his thus far worthless life.

On the left of the spectrum, we have the Respect coalition. The most visible member of this group is the former Labour member and current MP, George Galloway. They are fighting on an anti-war, anti-Labour bulldung platform, and have the potential to do rather well in the London seats they're fighting. Despite his pandering to the (I suspect, imaginary) Pro-Life tendencies of the Moslems who make up the vast majority of Respect's target audience, I rather like Mr. Galloway. Unlike many current members of the Labour party, he purports to be a socialist. What's more, he's survived the barrage of mud slung his way as a result of his opposition to the Iraqi land grab and come out of it smelling more rose-like than at any other time in his career. Whilst I don't agree with all of his principles, the mere fact that he has any raises him a cut above most MP's.

The final element outside the big 3 (well...big 2 and a half) parties, is the rise of the Independent Candidate. Since Martin Bell's unseating of the Hamilton's from their fief, Independent Single-Issue candidates have started popping up and doing rather well. Dr Richard Taylor is currently the member for Wyre Forest, and was elected solely on the promise of fighting cuts to the local Kidderminster holiday. This time round, we have the likes of Reg Keys, standing against Tony Blair in Sedgefield. His campaign is based on debating the lies Blair told to take us to war. Also there is Demitrious Panton, who is standing against the Children's Minister (what the hell does a Children's Minister do? Visit schools in order to patronise children? Shout "Nyer Nyer, Michael Howard smells of wee!" in the Commons?) and basing his campaign on her failure to accept responsibility for an abuse scandal during her time as leader of Islington Council. These candidates are what I would call "wild cards". They may not get enough votes to win, but they will almost certainly take enough votes off the MP's they're standing against to cause a headache. As such, I find that I adore these people for no other reason than they inject a little uncertainty and (in a deeply boring way) some excitement into the election.

And so that leaves us with the main parties. The Tories, the Libdems, and Labour. To make things clear, I'm now a fully paid up member of the Libdems, so I suppose it's going to be pretty obvious where my sympathies lie. Even so, I still think it's worth having a look at all three in as objective a manner as a shouty and bilious man such as myself can manage.

Firstly we have the Tories. Well...it seems that, according to the polls, they've pulled their socks up and are now no longer the laughing stock they have been over the last 10 years. And how have they done this? Mainly by appointing a man to whom "scruples" is nothing more than a vaguely amusing parlor game from the 80's, as their election Guru. The gentleman in question is named Lynton Crosby. It was he who suggested that the "Pigs might Fly" poster produced by Labour was Anti-Semitic. Apparently, because Michael Howard is Jewish, portraying him as a pig is an act of Anti-Semitism. Obviously, this had to be explained to everyone, otherwise they might have missed what an inflammatory and racist poster it was. Needless to say, Crosby's entire campaign strategy is negative, and revolves around smearing all opponents with as many slurs as possible, whilst ratcheting up the populist rhetoric (i.e. shouting "Foreign Types are coming to steal your way of life!!" from the highest hills) in the meantime. As strategy goes, I personally find it repellant, but it seems to be working. It could almost make your forget about the doctored photographs, the admission that the Tories are lying about their spending plans, the budgetary sums that don't add up, the fact that Michael Howard is the man who was asked the same question for about 5 minutes on National TV and constantly evaded answering it, and the fact that Anne Widdecombe found him to be creepy (ANNE WIDDECOMBE for God's sake...).

Next up, the Libdems. They seem to have taken a rather odd step in their campaign to become worth noticing; they're campaigning on the basis of what they think the country needs, rather than what the opinion polls suggests the country wants. Naturally, in an age where self-interest and "What's in it for me?" have been raised to such a level that even Machiavelli would blush at having to praise it, this is political suicide. Or so it would seem. The Libdems can claim, with some justification, to be the only genuine opposition. When one looks at the policies and behaviour of Labour and the Tories these days....well, it's rather like the closing lines of Orwell's "Animal Farm;

"(they) looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which".

The Libdems are the only major party to have given any real opposition to Labour on taxation, the Iraqi Land Grab and subsequent whitewashes, Student Loans and Top up fees, Law and Order...the list goes on. What's more, they seem to genuinely care about doing the best for the country; they're still attempting the necessary evil of engaging with Big Business, but seem to be at least trying to do so in a way that will make some attempt to rein in the corruption that is rife in dealings between Business and Politics. Of course, I could be just being naive, and they'll turn out to be just as big a bunch of lying mongdongs as Labour and the Tories. ~shrug~ The only way we'll find out is by voting for them.

Finally, we have Labour. Nobody seems to trust Tony Blair these days. The fact that he dished up the biggest selection of lies since Hitler's post-Sudetenland "I have no further territorial claims to make" porky of 1938, in order to take us to war in Iraq seems to have played a large part in that. However, it doesn't seem to have played a big enough part. There seems to be an attitude of "Oh yeah, he lied to us about sending in our army to slaughter brown people by the thousand in order to remove a dictator who we kept in place for years until he stopped obeying orders...but I'm sure he can be trusted on more important things. Like our money.". They say that every man has his price. It would seem that our price is an extra 100 quid a year or thereabouts. In exchange for that, we'll cheerfully turn a blind eye to whatever act of genocide Blair wants to cheerlead for.

In respect of our money, Gordon Brown is the biggest boon the Labour party could hope for. As a chancellor, I like him; he has the thankless task of pandering to Big Business whilst trying to introduce socially fair economic policies, and maintaining economic stability all the while. That he does this very well is worthy of respect (that he does so in a job so apocalyptically boring is also to his credit). But I can't help feeling rather sad at how mercenary we seem to be as a nation that we can be bought off giving a s**t about human rights in exchange for a little bit of money.

One final note; every single party seems to be using fear as a cornerstone of it's campaign. I suppose it must be the post 9/11 effect, but it's strange to see Kilroy telling us to be scared of anyone brown (ironic when one considers his tan), Respect telling us to be scared of Labours Totalitarianism, the Tories telling us to be scared because if Labour win then darkies will commit acts of murder in a funny accent, and Labour telling us to be scared that, if the Tories won, we'll all be killed in our sleep by Arab turrists. The only party who don't seem to be doing this so far are the LibDems. They're concentrating on the good that they can do. And that, more than anything else, probably ensures that they won't see government in my lifetime.

Of course, bearing in mind how utterly wrong I was about the last election when I ranted about it, this could all be complete cockrot. Time will tell.
Wed 20/04/05 at 15:24
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Wed 20/04/05 at 14:09
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SHEEPY wrote:
>> P.S Waiting times are affected greatly due to doctors/nurses needing
> to chase up their own paperwork/beds/blood tests/x-rays, due to
> privitsation :P

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Privatision hasn't happened in the NHS, it's still a public service. Private health insurance is just an alternative. You're trying to say that it staff desertion that's the problem? If they can get a better wage and better surroundings, you can't really blame them, can you?
Wed 20/04/05 at 13:49
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I have a bit of a contradiction in my head.

I was wondering if I or somebody in my family needed some treatment or they could die.

Personally, I'd try and get the money together and go private... which makes me angry a tad but you're not going to sit around and die because of stupid principles.

P.S Waiting times are affected greatly due to doctors/nurses needing to chase up their own paperwork/beds/blood tests/x-rays, due to privitsation :P
Wed 20/04/05 at 13:43
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SHEEPY wrote:
> I>
> The media should praise our health service, rather than slam it into
> the ground. Privatisation of cleaning, porters and other sectors are
> the cause of this... they see money only. There are managers
> everywhere, wanting to meet the government figures rather than
> actually help people.

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Well, yeah, our NHS is a shining example of public health care. Look at the U.S, in comparision. People dying at different rates based on what medication they can afford.

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>
> So, erm.
>
> You could have the view that more tax = better services = less people
> needing to go private = saving them money

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It's the waiting time, more than anything. When I damaged my nose playing rugby so I was getting nose-bleeds all the time, I had to have it cauterized (sp?). Would've been 6 weeks under NHS, I had it done next day with my private health insurance. Again, not saying we should abolish the NHS or anything, I'm mighty proud of our country for the NHS. Private is just a better option if it's affordable.
Wed 20/04/05 at 13:41
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Light wrote:
> I repeat; if we're not going to get the
> people who can afford it to top up the amount needed to keep 'em
> running, then who are we going to get to pay for it?

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Maybe pay all the MPs less, for one thing. There's so much wastage of taxpayer money as it is. Although the Daily Mail spraying blackie-faces everywhere and saying "It's costing YOU your lifesavings to fly these devilchildren home" isn't really pointing people in the right direction.

I wouldn't mind if it was just a slight increase. But c'mon, you've got to admit that Labour (and the Tories, for that matter) plan to squeeze the upper-earners disproportionately.

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> That hatred stems from the sort of people who earn upwards of 100K
> per year, and then use as many loopholes as possible to avoid their
> tax burdon. Some people hate the well off, no matter what. Those
> people are therefore utter tools. However, some of the better off
> members of society use all manner of sophistry to try and justify
> what is little more than "But I want more money!". They're
> just as big a set of tools as the former.

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I'm not saying this because I want more money, or I want Daddy-dearest to have more money. We've got plenty. I was just pointing out what I saw as genuine injustice in the system. A part of it is that the government says they need it and show little public service improvement with it. I'd have aboslutely no problem with the progressive system if they justified it. I just don't believe they do. I'm willing to give the Libdems/Greens a chance to do this. I'm going to vote Libdem anyway, because I don't have a Green rep in my consituency. Again, I'll say this, just to avoid confusion, just because I'm making this argument doesn't mean it'll affect my voting.

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> And saying that 50% tax on what is earned over 100K a year is
> "tak(ing) away all they've got" is a little disingenuous,
> no?

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Well, they're blue-collar. They should be down the mines or getting my car washed instead of saying anything, really.
Wed 20/04/05 at 13:39
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I think there is a serious issue arising with the amount of people that take services, especially the NHS for granted.

Time and time again in my hospital I witness the 'lower classes' demand everything. Then they steal the televisions and want a private, 'non-darkie' doctor for their kid who got injured attacking someone.

The media should praise our health service, rather than slam it into the ground. Privatisation of cleaning, porters and other sectors are the cause of this... they see money only. There are managers everywhere, wanting to meet the government figures rather than actually help people.

So, erm.

You could have the view that more tax = better services = less people needing to go private = saving them money
Wed 20/04/05 at 13:35
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"Wanking Mong"
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Stryke wrote:

> "If the high earners don't want to contribute to that society,
> then why should they get the benefits of any public services?" -
> is what you said. I wasn't saying that the wealthy don't use public
> services, but you seemed to be implying with that sentence that the
> wealthy don't contribute to society at all, and therefore shouldn't
> get the benefit of public services, when they would pay far more
> money on the basic percentage system anyway.

Nah, I wasn't trying to imply that. I was trying to address the idea that the wealthy don't use public services. EVERYONE does, and should therefore have to contribute to them. The reason they pay far more is because they earn far more. I repeat; if we're not going to get the people who can afford it to top up the amount needed to keep 'em running, then who are we going to get to pay for it?

>
> This is sounding like I'm Tory, when I'm really not. I realise that
> the Greens advocate 50% tax and as a paying member of the Greens, I
> support that. But you don't have to agree with all the policies of a
> particular party to vote for them. I suppose part of my probelm of
> progressive taxation comes from the hatred that the less well-off
> direct at the wealthy - "Oh, moneybags, take away all they've
> got" and so on - when it's the wealthy that are paying for the
> majority of the systems they all use.

That hatred stems from the sort of people who earn upwards of 100K per year, and then use as many loopholes as possible to avoid their tax burdon. Some people hate the well off, no matter what. Those people are therefore utter tools. However, some of the better off members of society use all manner of sophistry to try and justify what is little more than "But I want more money!". They're just as big a set of tools as the former.

And saying that 50% tax on what is earned over 100K a year is "tak(ing) away all they've got" is a little disingenuous, no?
Wed 20/04/05 at 13:10
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Light wrote:
> And a private police force? Or a private fire service? Is their water
> delivered by a private piping system? Is their effluent taken away by
> private sewers? Do they work in cities cleaned by private cleaners?
> Do they seek remedy through private laws?

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"If the high earners don't want to contribute to that society, then why should they get the benefits of any public services?" - is what you said. I wasn't saying that the wealthy don't use public services, but you seemed to be implying with that sentence that the wealthy don't contribute to society at all, and therefore shouldn't get the benefit of public services, when they would pay far more money on the basic percentage system anyway.

This is sounding like I'm Tory, when I'm really not. I realise that the Greens advocate 50% tax and as a paying member of the Greens, I support that. But you don't have to agree with all the policies of a particular party to vote for them. I suppose part of my probelm of progressive taxation comes from the hatred that the less well-off direct at the wealthy - "Oh, moneybags, take away all they've got" and so on - when it's the wealthy that are paying for the majority of the systems they all use.
Wed 20/04/05 at 12:53
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"Wanking Mong"
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Stryke wrote:
> But they do give baqck more than most anyway. That's how a percentage
> works. It doesn't need an increased percentage to make them give more
> money, they're already paying more by default.

Yup, they certainly are. Yet it's a fact that we need more tax revenue to pay for halfway decent public services. So where are we going to get it; from the people who can't afford it, or the people who can?

> And as for public
> services - well, they don't, pretty much. I know I'm generalising,
> but richer folk use private schools, private health insurance and the
> like.

And a private police force? Or a private fire service? Is their water delivered by a private piping system? Is their effluent taken away by private sewers? Do they work in cities cleaned by private cleaners? Do they seek remedy through private laws?
Wed 20/04/05 at 11:11
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But they do give baqck more than most anyway. That's how a percentage works. It doesn't need an increased percentage to make them give more money, they're already paying more by default. And as for public services - well, they don't, pretty much. I know I'm generalising, but richer folk use private schools, private health insurance and the like.

I'm off for a run, so I'm not trying to get out of the argument.

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