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Thu 14/04/05 at 15:43
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"Stay Frosty"
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...to me please. I heard that if the vile Torys wish to remove Labour's majority, they nead a ten point lead, thats just to remove the majority. I also head some body on BBC News 24 saying how Labour can win the same numer of seats as the Torys with just half the votes. Any one know how to put this in to terms i can understand??? In big letters with visual assistance if possible. :) Thanks.
Thu 14/04/05 at 20:22
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"8==="
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People lie to you: you vote for the one you think is lying the least.
Thu 14/04/05 at 19:17
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Poor wee Charlie

Funerals, weddings, childbirth and manifesto launching in under a week.
Thu 14/04/05 at 17:40
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"Wanking Mong"
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Only once, when swearing at George Galloway...
Thu 14/04/05 at 17:27
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"Excommunicated"
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Has Blair ever, ever said 'socialism'?
Thu 14/04/05 at 16:58
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"Wanking Mong"
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From a friend's blog...

The Prime Minister should find out who's forging his signature and sending out e-mails under his name. Because the prankster has now produced a mock 'Labour Manifesto' that is clearly designed to ruin the reputation of the Labour Party and p!ss off key groups of supporters who might, unfortunately, take it seriously.

At every stage, it parodies New Labourspeak, its wafer-thin commitments, its fudging, its hypocrisy, its celebration of bankrupt and utterly reactionary policies like ASBOs, PFIs, ID cards, attacks on asylum rights, more intensive road-building, low corporation taxes etc. The terminological inexactitude of their commitments is rendered with hilarious acuity: "we will go further than", "we will improve", "we will set a timetable for", "we will commit to faster...", "we will maintain our commitment to" etc etc. The moronic, robotic reproduction of management jargon is almost ball-crunching: "We will empower ... promote ... fasttrack ... foster entrepreneurship ..." etc. The pitifully vague commitments to appease the left are almost carbon copies of reality: Labour will honour the 'Warwick Agreement' it says, although no one will ever know if they do since its provisions are so vague and, had it not been for the threat of strike action during the election campaign by public sector workers, one of the key commitments - to "engage in effective dialogue" with unions over pensions - could have bitten the dust already. Another thing that is expertly sent up is Labour's ceaseless, idiotic bragging. Barely a page goes by that does not 'remind' the voter of some spurious or fabricated 'achievement' that Labour has made since 1997...

Like I say, the document is obviously a fake. It doesn't even have the Prime Minister's picture on the front cover, which is a dead giveaway. I can't wait for the real thing.
Thu 14/04/05 at 16:56
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Your party stinks, everybody come to my birthday party.
Thu 14/04/05 at 16:54
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"Excommunicated"
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The problem with democracy is too many stupid people get to vote.

I suggest everyone let's me pick.

I vote for Sheepy's Party
Thu 14/04/05 at 16:54
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My posts don't represent who I am.
Thu 14/04/05 at 16:51
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"Lisan al-Gaib"
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Hoju wrote:
> NOTE: I'm thirteen and I don't understand
> politics at all.

Not to mention a total numptie from previous posts of yours I've read.
Thu 14/04/05 at 16:50
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I want to vote for the national party. I want a free ticket out of this country and fast. NOTE: I'm thirteen and I don't understand politics at all.

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