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"Morning After Pill..."

*Splat*

Now, this can be a pleasurable sound for a man, but if it's followed by a slight ripping sound it can make the pleasure short lived. It also makes the cleaning up a lengthy process.

I'm sure you all get the jist of what I'm saying, so now I'm going to get a bit more serious.

So, after being with EB for 4 and a half months, this was bound to happen sooner or later and being the mature adults we both are, deciding we both wasn’t ready for the consequences we decided this morning, that the morning after pill was the way to go.

So we go in the chemist and ask the lady who told us to "sit down and wait 15 minutes, we have other prescriptions to do first" this included people who came in after us. So we sat down and the chemist’s evil glares followed us.

So I filled out a little form and after a while the pharmacist came over and told us to follow her. We both got up but she told EB that there wasn’t enough room for him where she was taking me.

I can tell you now; there was definitely room for him. I don’t see why he couldn’t have come with me since this concerned him. She asked me personal questions and made me feel like a child simply because she assumed that because we was buying the morning after pill, we must have been irresponsible.

To be in this situation is bad enough, but then to be treated like this just made it worse, I’d call her behavior unprofessional. I assume, if I had have been 30-something, she wouldn’t have treated me the same way.

Personally, I can’t believe the way she treated us. I felt like I was 14 again (not that I took the MAP when I was 14, but you all know what I mean). She treated us like we was being a nuisance, but I bet she’ll be going home tonight and moaning to her husband about the amount of teen pregnancies there are these days.

I think you’ll all agree that, by going to the chemist the next day, as soon as we was awake, we were less than irresponsible. I think that people who work in this area should get rid of all the stigmas attached to things such as the MAP, and perhaps more young people would go and get the MAP.

And don’t even get me started on the 24 quid we/EB paid. Oh well…

It was his fault for thrusting too hard ;o)

ßora† §agdiyeV wrote:
> Can we perhaps not have the intimate finer details of your
> relationship plastered all over this forum?

Screams of "we're having sex! Look at us!" to me to be honest.

Well, I've been having dirty monkey sex recently, but don't feel the need to brag on here. Damn, just have..... :P

ßora† §agdiyeV wrote:
> Aside from being cruel to those who have to make do with a grainy
> video downloaded from Limewire

I thought the quality of EB's and Puddin's video was quite good, better than Goatboy's 'WoW' inspired role playing porn video.

"I'll trade you my Spam 'Enchanted' Dagger for your Rabbit tail suspenders, and then we can go forge and merge each other"

Urgh...

Can we perhaps not have the intimate finer details of your relationship plastered all over this forum?

Aside from being cruel to those who have to make do with a grainy video downloaded from Limewire and a few handily placed pieces of bogroll, it makes for squeamish reading.

*Awaiting your inevitable 'Don't read them then' replies*

*Fires up Limewire*

Time_Warp wrote:
> And EB, its not all about vigorous thrusting my man ;)

I had fun and that's the main thing.

Me and my girlfriend went into get one once, and the bloke at the till obviously thought he was a comedian, so started to patronise us. He was the type of shop assistant you hate, the arrogant nerd who has obviously never had a lay but looks down at all the "conformist" people around him.

Not being the shyest of guys, I just told him to stop being a muppet and do what hes paid to do, and held back on what else I could of said. Its not something I'd usually do, but I've always wanted to call some who I dont know a ginger pig-******. Ah well, he knew I was thinking it.

At the end of the day, me and my girlfriend were responsible, but things didnt go to plan in the same way as it did for you, and we had to encounter a cocky loser who ended up skulking off with his tail between his legs.

Ah well, thats life huh.

Good luck on your next "excursions". And EB, its not all about vigorous thrusting my man ;)

Zeus wrote:
> Stand up for yourself man!
>
> Stop using Viagra

I've been eating Haddock again, apologies kind sir

Something smells fishy...

Crabs are little bundles of joy to be cherished like a child. They can become good pets and are very easy to house train. Little bundles of joy in a crab like infastructure - you just gotta love 'em

Nah, I've never had anything.

But there's a time to stop being 'young and dumb' about risky sex and that time is early on rather than later.