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"Sweet Tooth"

An interesting topic really. I was just wondering how long you have been female? You're not doing a bad job, does need work though...

Slurms wrote:
> Wait arent you meant to be a woman?

Does the 'man' bit in my name not give you a clue...

Wait arent you meant to be a woman?

Slurms wrote:
> *Gropes Cong_Man in the gonads*
>
> *All night long*

Ooh baby. Keep it coming.

*Gropes Cong_Man in the gonads*

*All night long*

*Gropes Lucy*

*Doesn't stop*

*Dances*

*Stops*.

Off the buckle on my belt I'd say no

Shazam! My opinion on the matter is that you have captured the essence of the age old maboing traditional musical institution that is Mambo Number 5.

Dont you get sick of Mambo Number 5? I know I dont...

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Mambo Number 5

One, two, three, four, five
Everybody in the car, so come on
Let's ride to the liqueur-store around the corner
The boys say they want some gin and juice
But I really don't wanna
Beerbust like I had last week
I must stay deep
Because talk is cheap
I like Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita
And as I continue you know
They are getting sweeter
So what can I do I really beg and you my Lord
To me flirting it's just like sport, anything fly
It's all good let me dump it
Please set in the trumpet

Chorus:
A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita is all I need
A little bit of Tina is what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man

And jump and down go and move it all around
Shake your head to the sound
Put your hand on the ground
Take one step left
And one step right
One to the front and one to the side
Clap your hands once
And clap your hands twice
And if it looks like this
Then you are doing it right

Chorus:
A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita is all I need
A little bit of Tina is what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man

I do all
To fall in love with a girl like you
You can't run and you can't hide
You and me gonna touch and sky

Chorus:
A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita is all I need
A little bit of Tina is what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man

OK. I promise not to post after this one post. That means me Lou Bega