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"Sweet Tooth"

An interesting topic really. I was just wondering how long you have been female? You're not doing a bad job, does need work though...

Marcini wrote:
> I have one but I dont hold the old joke bank...
>
> What do you call a man that tries to be a woman on the internet?
> Successful, thats what. Well sometimes successful, sometimes they
> fail. But they are generally successfull. I mean sometimes they get
> picked up by the police and arrested but only if crimes are commited
> like acts of assault.
>
> Sorry the punch line kinda dragged on a bit.

Made me laugh , but you got it the wrong way round :)

A man is sitting at a bar, when a good-looking woman sits next to him.
After a while she says, "Hi Bob."

"Do I know you?" he replies.

"You sure do... it's me, Frank, your best friend."

"My GOD, Frank... it IS you!! What the hell....??!!"

"I went to Sweden and got a sex change."

"Wow, it's amazing! You really ARE a woman! Tell me something... does it hurt when they cut your penis off?"

"Yeah... yeah that hurts, alright. But I'll tell you, it doesn't hurt NEARLY as much as when they stick that metal tube in the back of your head and suck half your brains out."

I have one but I dont hold the old joke bank...

What do you call a man that tries to be a woman on the internet? Successful, thats what. Well sometimes successful, sometimes they fail. But they are generally successfull. I mean sometimes they get picked up by the police and arrested but only if crimes are commited like acts of assault.

Sorry the punch line kinda dragged on a bit.

Vampyr wrote:
> shut up


No wait i want to hear some

This tpoic has been dead from post one, so dont lecture me about death.

shut up

Posting in a topic generally keeps it alive, even if the post says that it's dying. Well not on my watch damnit!

THere are so many untold sex change jokes!

yeah.

Okay i think this topic dying now

Quoting? or Boating? You all know my opinions of sailors... very homosexual.